I fear heterosexuals, they are scary, I'm actually getting quite neurotic about it. dont get me wrong i'm not a heteroist, I dont hate them, they just scare me. When I was younger they all used to ask me, "Dont you want to find a girl, marry, have kids so you can be happy?" Now I'm starting to see what they mean, I want what they have, I want the huge mortage, I want to stick to the same job day in day out so I can afford to pay that mortage, I want the house too sizes too big, the car I shouldnt really be able to afford so I can have it better than the neighbours. I want to spend months and months of my working life to fill that house with all the important stuff like marbled benchtops, hundreds of kitchen appliances which i wont use so they still look brand new, pictures of watering cans, plastic flowers that never die. And kids, how cute are they, snot running down their faces, how adorable, and their high pitched screams, like music too my ears. Then they grow up to be teenagers, man imagine that, I'd get to play like secret agent and pick them up a block from school so the other kids dont see me. How much fun could I have dressing in vests and having my pants up around my chest so I could embarrass my daughter. What pride would I have watching as my well to do boss at work hooks up with my daughter, my daughter!, not anyone elses at work. And I want a partner thats not interested anymore in sex, cos people that are all about the sex are just shallow and self centered and selfish. After 8pm at night, I want to stay in, sit on the couch and enjoy Desperate Housewives as much as my partner does Why cant I have all that!, Now they all just scare me, I feel jealous ever time I see them. Why didnt anyone tell me it was wrong to be gay!
Damn, dude, chill out. It's not as bad as TV and movies make it seem. Raise your kids right, take care of your woman, take care of business and so long as you don't have a mental disorder everything should be Kool and the Gang. You don't have to do what you don't wanna do. Any of that shit scare you, don't do it. The hundreds of appliances, don't buy em. The screaming kids that become scary teenagers, raise em right. Kids are gonna scream and act out, but it balances out with the good times and joy. Don't buy a house or car too big, and you won't go swimming in debt. Or you can just be a paranoid psycho.
Good advice there, thanks Just like this guy the other day, gave me advice, told me to read peoples posts before I reply (Just being a smarty, I dont real GAF
it's gonna be alright....soon as you take care of that woman.....roflmao.....mmmmm pussy fixes everything. lmao I hope you find this somewhat funny Vanilla? - Dale
