Shit guys

Tonight was so fucked.

I was at my buddies house and we were all gettin' drunk as fuck. I felt like getting drunk (i rarely get drunk anyway) so I didn't think it would affect my weed smoking break.

Well there I am, fifth beer into the night with a couple of chugs of good ol' Captain Morgans in my stomach I'm all hammered as shit. I'm fuckin' drinkin' away and my buddies like "say your down for some poppers" and I'm like "no bones, I'm off the dope" and he kept trying to convince me.

All of a sudden my girlfriend calls me into the other room and she's freakin' out. She was drunk as fuck too and she was smokin' weed. She's just a big a pothead as I am but she was scared. She thought the weed was laced with something.

I know she knows her weed so I was like "your okay, just keep telling yourself that". She kept crying and stuff so I said "okay, I'm gonna do this just for you". And I went and took 3 massive pales. My friends were like "Iaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan iaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and I just said "shut up not now" and then they figured out what was going on.

So there I am fuckin' drunk and chewed as fuck and she finally comes out of the other room. I told her the weed was fine and then she immediately felt better. Like the precise second I told her it was fine I could see in her face that she was relieved. It's too bad I broke my fucking streak god damnit.

The night progresses and my I heard my friend on the phone and he was gettin' some K with another buddy. I already broke my drug streak so I was like "I'll throw in 20 bones". My friend went to the skatepark and then a couple minutes later he sent my buddy a text saying "tell ian to get his fucking ass over to the P's now".

He tells me and says "yo, trevors sounds pissed. He wants you to get to the P's ASAP". I didn't know why he'd be pissed so when I got there I asked him and he said "I'm not fuckin' mad. Here let me show you how it would have sounded if I was telling you that text message face to face". And then he said it and I started laughing because he said it in the excited hurry the fuck up way.

So were at the skatepark and we start doin' lines off of his cell. I did 2 and I was fucked. I might have been drunk already. But god damnit I was fucked. I said "yo, are you as fucked as I am?" he said "yeah, I'm gonna lay on the grass". I went and laid next to him. We just laid there and were like "this shits too good, why the hell is it like this".

In about 20 minutes we snapped out of it. We headed back to our buddies house and started drinkin' and doin' more lines. As soon as we walked in the door my friend who owns the house says "who's down to get some bloooooooow". So I knew this night was gonna start gettin' crazy. I told him I wasn't doing any fuckin' coke though. And I didn't that whole night. It was the first time I ever watched my friends do coke. Me and my our other buddy just sat there fucked up on K.

Then my friend who was on K with me gave someone 5$ and then got a big ass line. About 5 minutes after he did it he said. "oh god." and I started gettin' scared because he looked pale and fucked up. He opened the window and climbs out of it (were in the basement). He's like halfway out the window and he starts throwing up. I was like "get the hell down from there" and all the girls were freaking out because we thought he was ODing. It was scary. He ended being fine though.

We all talked about old times, and personal shit. It was a cool night. I broke my fuckin' weed break though which I'm still kind of pissed about. Oh well, I'm not restarting. I'll just pretend like it never happened and continue not to smoke until further notice.

I just got home too. It's a huge thunderstorm out right now and I was so scared because I hate lightning. It's such an intense storm lol.

Holy fuck........

 

Well damn, sounds like a fun night.

 

i'm fuckin' hammed.

 

mmm coke..

 

i was kinda pissed that they were getting coke because I already got K.

They only got 2 grams though.... And I was already fucked up enough. I'm just really drunk right now.

 

This is much better than Seinfeld

 

fcuk man i hate storms too.fuckin freak me out

 

I love the storms...

 

CC should just create a personal forum where he can post how crazy his night was all the time.

for some reason it always seems to end like this.

 

i srsly second the CC-crazy-night-forum

haha these are always good reads

 

I like a good thunderstorm now and again. I love hearing rain pound the roof and hit the windows late at night. If I wake up in the middle of storm at night, a lot of times I'll smoke a 2 hit bowl and fall asleep high, listening to the rain and thunder.

But ya sounds like a crazy night. I remember the 1st time I freaked out from getting a little drunk and too high I thought the weed was laced, I kept getting head rushes every time I stood up. But really I was dehydrated and needed to eat, my friend gave me a gatorade and a banana, and I remember feeling like a million bucks once I finished them and I felt stupid for being paranoid.

 

how long was your weed break before that?
hey! at least you didn't do coke
and 2gs is kind of a lot to me.
do you know how much K you had?
i've never tried that

 

i like the part about the guy climbing out the window to puke, moments like those are what make good parties....except for the stupid girls freaking out, they always ruin those moments of glory for everyone else.

 

dont take drug-.. tests..

 

sounds like a fun night out to me

 

LOL when i was in spain me and a bunch of friends were drinking out on the hotel room's balcony. the one girl threw up all over the place, and i proceeded to push everyone else into the room and lock her and one other girl out on the balcony. they were like "but what if we need to puke again?!" i was like OVER THE GOD DAMN EDGE!

she didn't ever end up puking over the edge, but that would have been badass

 

wadda dumb bitch

 

That's one messed up night, I would have been flipping out if I thought somone was oding

 

I hate when you do shit like breaking your streak cause of a girl. oh well still sounds like a dope ass night for the most part

 

Hahahah oh your stories are awesome.