Make fun of the poster above you....(game thread..not a serious one)

Makes out with trees.

 

Doesn't know what a dendrophiliac is.

 

one of those damn pot smoking hippies

 

has a crewcut hairdo.....

 

you choose to look like a hobo... you even took a can opener to your top hat

 

Wears one piece tracksuits.

 

You have a clown face-sitting fetish

 

Definition of foreplay includes, being anywhere near a child

 

your mom goes to college

 

your penis is like that of a two year old platypus

 

your dad is prison gay

 

Has to "learn" to smile.

 

has a hairy back...

 

has a ladystache

 

Smokes Turkish cigarettes because he thinks it impresses girls shopping at Borders

 

Looks at cool guys wearing secondhand sweaters and man bags, smoking Turkish cigarettes chatting up oblivious but attractive young women at Borders and feels great pangs of jealousy and bitterness.

 

Admittedly thinks guys who wear "hand bags" and "second hand sweaters" are cool.

 

probably actually knows what the hell a turkish cigarette is

 

Once tongue kissed his grandmother.

 

Runs out of ammo when playing fallout 3.