Potheads best drinkin stories...

i was outside smoking a cig and got an idea for a thread so i just htought id through it out here.
the majority of us have probably been drunk so what drinkin stories do yall wanna share that arent too embarrising?

i remember one time me and 3 friends poured 2 bottles of MD 20/20 into a milk jug with some sierra mist and 2 lil hotel bottles of jack daniels and shook it up and drank. we all had those super big mugs u cna get at gas stations and stuff and we all drank alot. i drank three big glasses and got reall drunk cuz my alcohol level is low as crap. my friend drank 6 glasses and puked up red and purple in the park. it was so funny when we ordered pizza and my friend ended up ordering 3 pizzas cuz he was drunk and so we paid the guy with 18 ones and 2 in quarters and then 1 in pennies and nickels

 

I'll say this. tequilla (margaritas) + coronas + tacos + cigarettes = lots and lots of disgusting puking. Ugh...

I don't get drunk anymore, ever. Never more than a good buzz, I can't take the hangovers or puking.

 

me and a couple buddies 2 handles of vodka and a handle of jim beam..you can guess the rest...i wound up sleeping on my deck that night

 

Cheap booze or really old whiskey(or even any whiskey, oh well smell of whiskey make me wanna vommit now) gives me terrible hangovers where i wanna throw up if i move. I once slouched over for half the day but when i tried to stand up straight i threw up 6 times. Basically anytime i drink i end up puking... Vodka and orange juice went really well once though, no hangover(still drunk next day though), controllable drunk, fun drunk. It could've been all the walking i did before and after though.

Anyways am not a fan of drinking and don't really have any stories to share. Alcohol is probally going to kill my kidneys, i can't control myself how much i drink, its addicting to me and the list goes on.... I'll probally still drink though once in a while.

Anyone ever try milk thistle to prevent hangovers? I bought some pills like a month ago but haven't drank in a long time.

Damn my post is all over the place it seems, sorry....

 

I once woke up and was told that i had mistaken the host's pantry for a toilet cubicle.. very embarrassing

 

ok here goes;
drunk piss
burnt my foot tryin to walk on hot coals but not actually walkin, just stoud there
spat fire
jump hedges on a regular basis
pissed through sum1s letter box
smashed bout 10 car parking lights
stole road signs
pulled sum fugly birds :S
passed out in on the kings circus (this carnival ride were u walk round an the floor shakes etc.)

 

Couple years back i was drunk with some kids and we were waitin for a taxi to take us back into town. I whipped out my cock as we were all standin there and started pissing all over, nearly hitting some of the ladies. I then proceeded to take my friends jack daniels bottle which he was saving for later and i threw it into the woods and it smashed on a tree. He was pissed the next morning when it was missing.

Since then i have pretty much stopped drinking, im all weed now.

 

funny how you party and drink more when you are not 21 yet

 

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drank a 2/6 of Absoulte vodka in 15 minutes, smoked 2 wire joints, went home shortly after and made it to my bed safely haha

 

isnt it better that people have their embarrasing moments when theyre teenagers than when theyre adults?

 

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We better learn to control ourselves when we get older also, plus that subconsious thrill isn't there anymore and we have more responsibility when older so we can't go around partying all the time...

 

Last year I was drinking with three of my good buddies in the same complex that I lived in. We had 2 bottles of Jehger(spelling), one bottle of Grey Goose, a couple flasks of Crown Royal and Gentleman's Jack, and a 24 pack of Heiniken to top it off. After nearly 6 or 7 hours of drinking I left my buddies place to come to my home and pass out....except I got lost leaving and had to call my girlfriend and have her explain to me how to get home. I ended up going home and making an ass of myself in front of my roomates....I tried to shove my guitar through the ceiling, beat myself senseless with a wiffle ball bat, ran around the complex and yelling at neighbors, etc. The next day after I took my shower I was thinking about how proud I was of myself because I didn't throw up at all......then I walked into my room and there it was! Apparently I tried to puke out the window before I went to sleep.....little did i know that the window and my blinds were closed, leaving me with a window sill and wall full of puke . Good times.