i am fucked

Discussion in 'Drug Testing and Legal Issues' started by surfcolorado9, Sep 2, 2009.

  1. surfcolorado9

    surfcolorado9 Member

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    smoked yesterday around 1, idk seven or eight bong rips. last time before smoking then was the day before. at five o'clock i get a call from my probation officer telling me i have a mouth swab drug test.

    i am awaiting the results. i was high when taking the test. i hope im not fucked =[
     
  2. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    haha you are fucked...

    in the ass...

    HARD.
     
  3. bluntking

    bluntking Member

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    Wow. Why would you even smoke while on probation ?

    Of course you failed.
     
  4. TheMagneticHeadache

    TheMagneticHeadache Banned

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  5. wakeboartd00d!

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    why couldn't you just wait? once you are off probation you can smoke all the ganja you can get your hands on.
     
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    pttf... bad economy, over crowded jails , stay in touch with the dick head and youll be fine.. he asked you smokes say yes.. they dont like liers. say after work your hommie lit a doobie and without thinking you smoked ,, so fucking what!! throw some legalization shit at him and buy him a donut..
     
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  8. Sebastunes

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    you retard ..
     
  9. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    nothing like having a 14 yr old girl tell you got fucked in the ass is there ?
     
  10. pr0ne420

    pr0ne420 Senior Member

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    Peroxide is your friend.
     
  11. SunshineChild

    SunshineChild Mad Scientist

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    Mouth swab tests will only detect what is in your bloodstream presently. THC sticks to your fatty tissues pretty fast so it's hard to say, but usually at about 8 hours you'll be clean.
     
  12. hawaiiankine

    hawaiiankine Senior Member

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    :drool5:
     
  13. hawaiiankine

    hawaiiankine Senior Member

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    :drool5: and hard!
     
  14. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    roflmao
     
  15. xcandykidx

    xcandykidx Member

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    is this guy okay?
     
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    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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  17. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    she's 18 :rolleyes:
     
  18. selmolinapilchard

    selmolinapilchard Member

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    Woah woah man all these people are chosing to be dick heads and aren't giving any help at all. You're probably fucked since you were high while doing the test (im sure there were massive ammounts of thc in your spit from the recent bong rips) but if it makes you feel any better those oral drug tests are pieces of shit at detecting THC and i smoked the day before an oral swab test and passed! a few other people at my job have said the same thing. and i find it strange that you're waiting for results because those tests usually give instant results. good luck!
     
  19. marijuanafriend

    marijuanafriend Member

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    Faaaaaaaaaaaaaail
     

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