my penis is bent at a 90 degree angle

how should i approach this situation? should i infer such as having intercourse sideways? or should i simply purchase a straight edge and/or angle producing geometry tools?

i tried slamming it in a door to get it to straighten out but now it looks like a lightning bolt. all zig zagged.

omg plz help

 

lol

i suggest you steadily increase your blood alcohol level until you pass out in a pool of your own vomit.

 

really?

 

Yeah, really. I think mmg has a clear picture of the situation.

 

mmg you seem bitter about something? whats wrong? why dont you like me?

praise ja

 

actually i think you're pretty funny...

 

i feel the same way

 

i saw a porno where dude's cock actually turned around backwards.

career oportunity for ya

 

You know the best thing I can suggest for that sort of thing is to consult your doctor. I don't mean to scare you, but I've seen a documentary on "bent" penises once where they said it was some sort of medical condition. Or at the very least there's a medical term for it. At any rate, my advice is to go to the doctor and get a professional opinion.

Peace!

 

Nature has a way - you were made that way so you could have sex around corners - don't be concerned -

 

Work your penis...


Just think about it. Your sex will never be forgotten.

 

You could totally hit the G-spot!

 

see ur dr. or urologist bud. have u had some trauma to it, like accidentally ramming ur erection into something that didnt give? the condition is calle peyronies disease. the tissue starts to constrict on one side and the penis starts to curve when erect. there is a forum i think. i pray for it to get better dude!!

 

Atleast yours isn't bent at a 45 degree angle you lucky SOB

 

Doubt it's a 90 degree angle, homie. Even if you had that peyronies bullshit (i think there's actually a lot of studies that say it's BS). Plus, if you can still have sex and there's no pain, let it be. You might just have a curvy swervey penis.

 

yep, they make dildos shaped like that..............

 

I don't see the problem.

You can tell the girls you go at it like grease lightning

 

i do

 

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