We should fire god.

Discussion in 'Philosophy and Religion' started by Styve--At-Large, Sep 3, 2009.

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  1. Styve--At-Large

    Styve--At-Large Member

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    he's doing a crappy job dealing with humans.

    who agrees ?
     
    Styve--At-Large, Sep 3, 2009
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  3. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    he did this guy well
     
    raz5, Sep 3, 2009
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  5. Skizm

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    Me, but we'd have to give it a pretty large severance package don't you think?
     
    Skizm, Sep 3, 2009
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  7. kzf68xC8

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    What about just a demotion?
     
    kzf68xC8, Sep 3, 2009
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  9. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    ahaha he sure did.
     
    weeattoes, Sep 3, 2009
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  11. Styve--At-Large

    Styve--At-Large Member

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    demotion to what ? Od ?
     
    Styve--At-Large, Sep 3, 2009
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  13. scratcho

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    Ditch digger.
     
    scratcho, Sep 3, 2009
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  15. Zorba The Grape

    Zorba The Grape Gavagai?

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    I guess it's about time to stop wondering if people on this forum will ever grow up.
     
    Zorba The Grape, Sep 3, 2009
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  17. Skizm

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    That's an astute observation fartmuncher :cool:
     
    Skizm, Sep 3, 2009
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  19. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Maybe she just created humans for her version of daytime TV, tunes into earth for a hour a day, zooms in on Sarah college student in NJ who is dating Rick but she's not sure if he loves him, Sarah is secretly sleeping with his brother and the Rick is about to walk in on them, ohhhh whats going to happen.....freeze frame.....I got to go get the ice cream.

    Or for Gods version of Funniest home videos, she's sitting up there with St Peter and the gang......"Oh, look here we go, Stoke on trent in England, theres a dad playing ball with his daughter while filming, gee, I wonder whats going to happen here.....wait for it......he throws the ball...swing......Ha Ha Ha Ha, LOL, right in the nads!, thats gotta hurt!"


    And all the while putting more attention into the Raylians on the planet Zorb, cos they are actually nice to each other and are going places
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Sep 3, 2009
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  21. Skizm

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    If god does exist and it turns out to be a god who loves reality T.V shoes... I'd have to inflict bodily harm on myself.
     
    Skizm, Sep 3, 2009
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  23. Styve--At-Large

    Styve--At-Large Member

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    its not just reality tv shows, its EVERYTHING. you know, you hang around the conspiracy forum lol
     
    Styve--At-Large, Sep 3, 2009
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  25. lostminty

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    Good idea, destroy that which binds reality...
     
    lostminty, Sep 4, 2009
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  27. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    God did a great job, he gave us the freedom to fuck up. What more do you want? By the way, he worked on a voluntary basis.
     
    Asmodean, Sep 4, 2009
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  29. honeyfugle

    honeyfugle pumpkin

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    Agree.
     
    honeyfugle, Sep 4, 2009
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  31. Skizm

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    I do so because there are many hilarious opinions for me to bash. Arguing+Me= I'm home again <3
     
    Skizm, Sep 4, 2009
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  33. onlyanegg

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    I think if people just don't think about 'Him', he'll go away
     
    onlyanegg, Sep 4, 2009
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  35. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    It happened to the morrigan... :p
     
    Asmodean, Sep 4, 2009
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  37. scratcho

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    Yes,let's hurry and grow up and act our age.It's just too much fun being silly.
     
    scratcho, Sep 5, 2009
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  39. Styve--At-Large

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    alittle more reinforcement on how Not to fuck up.
    i mean, what good are blueprints if no one knows how to read them eh ?
    when people dont know how to read blue prints there is obviously going to be a lot of fuck ups in the building.
     
    Styve--At-Large, Sep 5, 2009
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