Yes, I'm still alive, I haven't gone anywhere. I've just been behind the scenes...Doing....Stuff? I dunno. Anyways, anything knew happen in the last month or so? I've been gone for a bit.
The metastable false vacuum in which we lived collapsed when a particularly high energy cosmic ray tunnelled to the lower energy state, all the physics and chemistry we knew is now gone and life as we know it is no longer possible. Apart from that, nothing.