I'm stoned, and I cant take off my clothes. I guess I'll lay under the bed, and go make toast in the stove. Then I wanna play Super Nintendo. Now I don't know where to go, to get some donuts, or something. I know Ill go down to IGA and go get some JO-JO's. I fell on my bike on the way but that's okay Cause I'm Stoned Cause I'm Stoned Cause I'm Stoned Cause I'm..... I got a boner on accident I hope nobody saw though Payed 67 cents for them then walked into the door A dog barked made me drop my jo-jos then I forgot Ketchup, walked into the door again, then headed back home. I fell on my bike on the way, but that's okay. Cause I'm Stoned. Cause I'm Stoned. Cause I'm Stoned. Cause I'm.... I opened the door, the dog barked made me drop my jo-jos, I thought I saw someone then I saw it was just a coat. Sat down turned on Leno munched those deep fried potatos Phone call whoa, gotta go pick up the vapo. I fell on my bike on the way, but that's okay. Cause I'm stoned Cause I'm stoned Cause I'm stoned Cause I'm stoooooooooonnnnnnnneeeedddddah.
