How do I pass a drug test?

Discussion in 'Busted!' started by Narcolepsy, Sep 6, 2009.

  1. Narcolepsy

    Narcolepsy Member

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    I smoked last on Thursday but it really wasn't a whole lot. In the last 2 weeks, I've smoked maybe 5 times but I never need very much so it wasn't a ton. Just a few hits off a one hitter or a joint/blunt.

    I got hired as a photographer and when I came in for the interview, the slideshow they showed us said "full drug testing" or something. The job orientation where they get our papers and give us a uniform is on Wednesday but it's in the same place as the interview/the work place. I don't think they'd drug test me there but maybe. Either way, it'll be soon. What are some ways to pass? I'm only 95 lbs and pretty toned so I don't have a whole lot of fat for THC to be stored in.
     
  2. mmg

    mmg fish out of water

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    4 things to remember

    1.Don't give them the first piss of the day
    2.Drink a lot of water before the test, about 32 ounces every half hour
    3.Make sure it doesn't look diluted... take a vitamin B supplement the night before and o nthe day of the test so your piss will be yellow.
    4.Don't sweat it, you don't have enough fat for the THC to stick around more than a few days.
     
  3. daisymelan

    daisymelan Professional fence sitter

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    You can purchase home tests if you want to be certain before you go into work and get tested.
     
  4. kevincoughlin

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  5. Danski215

    Danski215 Member

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    mmq's advice sounds pretty solid, but i wouldnt know :p
     
  6. gorilla biscuit

    gorilla biscuit Member

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    Chop off your dick.
     
  7. goatman123

    goatman123 Member

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    flush out all the THC with alcohol, just get shitfaced a couple times before your test and the alcohol will absorb the THC in your bloood stream and because beer goes through you quickly youll get to pee more too. but thats just my theory i could be totally wrong.
     
  8. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Caffeine, stimulants increase metabolism

    Eat a fatty meal the day before/that morning, ideally you'll burn off less fat with THC in it already in your body
     

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