Best bong name?

Buying a bong soon. Suggestions?

 

Barak Obonga?

 

ahah sara.

We neeed a picture.

 

if youre going to name a piece the proper way to do it is to get fucked up with a bunch of friends while using and and then while youre all fucked up you collectively come up with a name

i dont name my pieces though so i call my bong ..."bong"

 

Creative dave.

 

i dont see the point of naming pieces anyway...

 

i never name my pieces. don't really see a reason to

 

i name them.
Its like instead of getting the bong get black ass.
ahah.

 

Naming a bong like, adds meaning to it you have a bond with it. It always makes you happy, and you need it in your life. Better than a dog, because your dog can't get you high as fuck.

 

well i understand when i would use the name but i've always just been like "yo, let's go smoke a bowl" and just grabbed something

 

well shit i can't wrestle with my bong or run around with it..

you should name your new bong doobie60 since it's something you came up with and because we have no picture of it to think of a good original name

 

dude. you're a genius.

 

if youre going to name it go with the method i said but its gotta be the first time you use it that you come up with the name that way you and your friends come up with the name for it together and you all have a story about the first time you all got fucked up with _______

i see no better way to name a piece and have a good connection with the name and the piece

 

also a good point

 

name it Banana Fart

 

I swear I had to hit my bong 3 times on different days to come up with the chillinest professor, it sucked so much not having a name for my bong. Every one of my pieces (even the little $2 metal pipes) have names. Plus, it is more fun to confuse your friends by asking if you should bring The Chillinest Professor or Ze Red Barron to the party. More than once they've thought I was talking about real people.
And by naming your pieces, you get a good idea how much they'll mess you up! Think about this,
Ze Red Barron
or
White Fang The Never Ending Howling Serpent.
What messed me up more? yeah. you guessed it.

 

i had bong barker and i am trying to get bong dylan

 

haha i totally agree. i mean sometimes ya gotta cuddle with your pizzle or ya gotta talk to it lol it's basically like my plant. and i agree that you should buy a bag when you get this bong and smoke the whole bag with friends and then name it. you have to have the proper inspiration for that kinda shit.

my pizzle's name is SMIRKLE

because my friend was trying to say small circle and it came out smirkle it was hilarious.

 

White Fang The Never Ending Howling Serpent. That's so badass, I might just cry.

 

I told my friend to name her's after Blanche from The Golden Girls...so she did haha

I like Banana Fart btw.