I love having a penis

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Sep 7, 2009.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    They are so cool.

    Its always there

    I can play with it almost anytime

    If I've got a headache or am stressed out, just a quick tug and then I have all these endorphins running around making me feel better.

    I love sticking it in warm squishy (consenting) places, it feels nice

    I feel like such a man when it is rock hard

    And yet, there are all these people telling me I'm shallow and immature for being obsessed with it
     
  2. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    I love having a penis, too...... when I get one. :rolleyes:
     
  3. Idl4587

    Idl4587 Banned

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    Why can't their be women like you in my area? :confused:
     
  4. MissBHave

    MissBHave insert clever phrase here

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    hahaha
    thats cute
     
  5. danielleinthesky

    danielleinthesky Member

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    i love having a vagina. idk why... i just do
    lol
     
  6. MissBHave

    MissBHave insert clever phrase here

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    i do too
    and i know why
     
  7. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    i lol'd
     
  8. MissBHave

    MissBHave insert clever phrase here

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    right
    that shit was funny
     
  9. Vegasman

    Vegasman Member

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    I love having one because I always get to say to my wife, in a thick Cuban accent like Al Pachino in Scarface:

    "Say 'ello to my lil fren."
     
  10. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I apreciate my little general too---so cute with his little plumsack dangling there--------
     
  11. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    lmfao
     
  12. RiffRaff

    RiffRaff Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I'd love to have your vagina too :)
     

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