I love having a penis

They are so cool.

Its always there

I can play with it almost anytime

If I've got a headache or am stressed out, just a quick tug and then I have all these endorphins running around making me feel better.

I love sticking it in warm squishy (consenting) places, it feels nice

I feel like such a man when it is rock hard

And yet, there are all these people telling me I'm shallow and immature for being obsessed with it

 

I love having a penis, too...... when I get one.

 

Why can't their be women like you in my area?

 

hahaha
thats cute

 

i love having a vagina. idk why... i just do
lol

 

i do too
and i know why

 

i lol'd

 

right
that shit was funny

 

I love having one because I always get to say to my wife, in a thick Cuban accent like Al Pachino in Scarface:

"Say 'ello to my lil fren."

 

I apreciate my little general too---so cute with his little plumsack dangling there--------

 

lmfao

 

I'd love to have your vagina too