They are so cool. Its always there I can play with it almost anytime If I've got a headache or am stressed out, just a quick tug and then I have all these endorphins running around making me feel better. I love sticking it in warm squishy (consenting) places, it feels nice I feel like such a man when it is rock hard And yet, there are all these people telling me I'm shallow and immature for being obsessed with it
I love having one because I always get to say to my wife, in a thick Cuban accent like Al Pachino in Scarface: "Say 'ello to my lil fren."