funny ways to answer a phone.

i called my dad the other day and he answered "_____ 's morgue! you stab 'em we slab 'em!"

anyone else have funny ways to answer a phone?

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roadkill cafe, you kill it we grill it


burger king, home of the whopper whats your beef?

 

I have to answer the phone at work by saying "Inventory, Eric speaking how may I help you?" Needless to say after doing that many times during a day it has happened on several occations where I accidentally answer my cell phone the same way.

 

I often do this.

Normally, it's something along the lines of "Abdulla's House of Sweat, we sell by the gallon how may I help you."

or

Idi Amin's House of Pizza, we sell by the slice. (although some of you have no idea who Idi Amin is I still think it's funny. Perhaps if you saw "The Last King of Scotland". You might.

However, I like to mix it up. It's just fun.

 

Yellow?

 

my ex answers by making a fart noise

the other end of the receiver is just sitting there like ...

what..the..fuck.. lol

 

"what?!"

 

When my friends call me I like to mix it up sometimes and answer saying "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

"whooo iiis iiiiit?"

real highpitched like

 

I tend to answer in a foreign language, either 'Hallo? Wer ist das?' or 'mushi-mushi?' or 'bonjour'

Freaks some people out, they think they've got the wrong number and are calling international.

 

tell me the movie character that did this and +rep.

except he was actually answering an apartment radio thingy.

 

I prefer from Animal House, "Who is it? I'm doing the dishes."

 

hey this is zach i couldnt get to my phone right now *beep*

then lisen to them hang up

 

i set my answering machine as "hello?"

like i'm answering the phone. then like 20 seconds of silence. ahaha

 

homicide desk, ( i just used that..

 

washington sperm bank: you jack it, we sack it

washington is the name of my town btw

 

hahahaha.good one.I sometimes say"Sam's pool Hall,we got balls".

 

taxidermy - you kill it, we fill it

 

____'s crack house, we dont sell to midgets or red heads.

 

Saul from Pineapple Express?