after four years with Prime Minister Stoltenberg, Norseland is finally ready for a new government. According to guys that know stuff, these are the most probable administrations: These monkeys(Center, Labor and Socialist left party) The Red-green coalition and our current government. Likes high taxes and free stuff. Have frequent threesomes with each other, and get suspicions when you're out after midnight >:-( They often bully ms. Progress Party because she's not very good at maths. Unbeknown to each other, Labor Party doesn't love any of his minister-mates, and is only using them to be popular among his guy mates and get mandates (man-dates LOL), so that he can file a divorce and get the ENTIRE government for himself. What a jerk! These assholes (Conservative, Left(liar) and Christian National Party). Complete bundlefuck coalition government. One hates poor people, one hates gays and one hates cars... Or something... But they're all brought together by one common hate.... Taxes. Christian National Party, as you can tell, is very religious, and believes that we should help those that cannot help themselves, he is very strict, but really a nice guy. Left is a dedicated Environmentalist and leftist. He doesn't really know what being a leftist means, but he calls himself that because it sounds cool. Conservative is a teenage mom. She got drunk one afternoon, and Left knocked her up, but he claims it wasn't him, and takes no responsibility for his own daughter. Conservative just wants everyone to get together... but that's unfortunately not the world we live in Together they will make the country a better place to live.... If you're rich and white This tragedy (Conservative and Progress Party). Family Coalition government without a healthy father figure. Conservative party, hearing that her spoiled bastard daughter, Progress Party, is running for presidency, gets concerned and decides to leave the other jerks, to take care of her offspring. The progress party is in rebellion and hates foreigners, she thinks she knows everything, but fails to realize that money doesn't grow on trees. Little miss Progress wants to cut taxes, and social benefits, and sell our oil companies because oil is evil! She wants to cut foreign aid (it's MY money WAAAA ;_; ), and use that money to buy make up and clothes, and give free cotton candy to everyone so she can become the most popular girl in school the nation. Now it's up to a single mom to make sure she grows up into a respectable young women, and learns the true meaning of love ^_^. Thought her father doesn't want her, she still loves him very much and wants him to come back, so they can be one big happy conservative family. So now you know what this is all about. The three are very close this year, and there are bound to be some interesting revelations and drama during the graduation party vote counting
