Drug Stories

Hahahah! "Dude that's a billboard" that was hilarious. Both of your stories were

 

when i think back to my last 10K.. im kinda surprised i didn't OD... i had a fucking ball of opium the size of a golf ball.. that i did nothing but smoke smoke smoke on.. while snorting and popping an assortment of other opiates i brought and other camp members brought with them

 

eric... win.

"eric. that's a fucking billboard"

 

Hahaha that sounds like the opposite of me at electric picnic...the closest I came to downers was valium...everything else was just a binge of uppers.

hmm last saturday at 5am me and Marcus left the campsite still quite heavily tripping when it was dark and as we walked into the main arena where all the people had been moved out and all that was left was security litter picking, we were ushered out of the festival and into the public campsite.

We made our destination the rave in the woods which was over anyway and proceeded to talk and pester everyone whop got in our way on the path through the woods....not too sure of the details but marcus was in a "im going to inspect this, and shout at those people, and drink with these people" tripping mood while I was just in my head tripping being quite quiet and just going with whatever happened, ended up with lots of random girls (and 3 locals ) saying I was really nice and inviting me back to their tents but I just got their numbers and we went on our way.

Then theres a big blank blackout and all of a sudden its daytime, we're both in the main campsite called jimi hendrix completely shit faced drunk and we're in some big random empty tent...marcus is pissing all over it and im putting a 2 litre bottle of vodka in my pants. Then marcus falls through the wall of the tent and crushes two others while the owners of the tent are storming angrily towards us shouting so I grab marcus and hoist him up...Time to get the fuck out of here..we start running trampling any tents in our path....blackout again...

I regain consciousness and im standing on the main path of the campsite even more pissed, I look down and marcus is completely unconscious lying face down in the mud...I roll him over and try to wake him...no good so I give him a big of a smack in the face and he stirs a bit and tells me to leave him there so I say fuck it, theres about 30 litter picking security walking towards us so I shout to them "If you have a big enough bin bag then just take him with ye!" and leg it...

I returned a few minutes later to see him being carried towards an ambulance while thrashing about trying to get away...blackout again

Next thing I know im waist deep in a river near where we're camped...its all good though...I still have the vodka Marcus turned up a few hours after that

 

That sounds fucking awesome I hope this summer Glastonbury is something like that

 

Was doing yayo with a few buddies in his car and mine was parked close by, we were in a park...All the sudden an escalade with dope rims and a banging sound system pulls in and goes to the side of a building and the guy gets out looks around puts something in this mailbox on the side of the building so I told my buddies what I just saw. They thought I was retarded and was just being dumb but I knew what I saw, so I got out ran over opend it up and it was a lb of some dirty ass regs, I took it ran to my car and speed off, my freinds followed me when i called them and told them what I had just got. It was really crappy but I got 800 for it then just bought 2.5 O's of some danks so it worked out great. Nothing better then getting free buds that last for allloongg time

 

When is Glastonbury...might have to make it over there for that one

 

Best ending to all stories.

 

yeah I had a fit of manic laughter when I found that still in my hand...its wierd though because I kept blacking out but obviously I was conscious the whole time...I mean I woke up looking through someones belongings in a random tent...woke up standing in river while I was actually in the process of drinking! :rofl:

 

The 25th to the 28th of June. http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/line-up-poster/ there's the website

 

oh right I thought you meant it wasnt on yet

 

Nah, it's been and gone Next year should be better though. Status Quo will be there