Help plaz with dredlkosk!

i loves you

major lulz

 

enjoy *stands on on knee* marry me? lol

 

lmao ur kiddin right....did i miss something

 

you missed the whole point....

 

and that would be lol

 

nvm nvm nvm i get it lol im slow cut me some slack lol

 

First, they're not "real" dreads unless you go natural... backcombing and twisting and ripping are for posers that shouldn't have dreadlocks... dreadlocks take time... If you don't look like your head is covered in pubes for a year, then you're not worthy of dreads.

Oh em gee, wax was invented by satan, its a sure way to go to hell Jah Marley hates wax and he won't forgive you if you use it.

Real dreadheads wash with water only... using shampoo is pointless, those guys that invented soap thousands of years ago were just con artists and everyone that uses shampoo is getting scammed. If you have to use something besides water then use <insert random item found in kitchen here, baking soda, vinegar, hot sauce, ketchup, etc.>

You're worried about what your job/mom will think? Obviously dreads aren't for you, you should go ahead and shave your head now and save yourself the trouble.

BTW, those dreads are lookin' tight brah, they're gonna be awesome.

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win.

 

FINAlA UpDA+3

Gr@md/\/\a din't liek tha eyedea of me ha\/in dreeeedsa. Soe she cuT ALL MY HAR OFF! I am now bold with 0 hairz on my head!zs@

SO couLD you @ll do me A vfavor? And emale me your dreaxdz!?
I can Stick them to my bolzd hed and pre10d I have reel ropes liek yous dred hedz do hav!

tankxxx gaoys! May Marly Christ be wth you!

 

Can we please sticky this as "Why you should read the Stickies"

 

The fucks wrong with you?

 

I don't think teh noobz would get it... probably still wouldn't read it anyways.

"So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know..."

 

shut the fuck up donny!

 

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funniest s*** on the planet.

:rofl:

 

oh my god i think i might die from laughter :smilielol5:

 

deary me, I'm an idiot