This was formerly titled American Interloper, but I had to change it to America's Interloper to make it more accurate. It's about no one in particular: You came into this country as a young boy From lands afar You rose as swiftly as your rhetoric soared Dazzling one and all with your accomplishments, both real and imagined Great changes await us while you comfort us with your dulcet tones Parties of tea; oh, the gayest of times You are an interloper in our country America's interloper Some hope to change what it is you have offered As scribes and sycophants congress all around you You are...America's interloper