Medicine

In your highly professianal opinians, what shall I take as my new medicine?

 

How could I forget crystal therapy? The crystal skulls

 

The one where you lie down nxt to a bloody big gong and they whack it

 

buckfast tonic wine

 

Sounds like it could work!

I've also been thinking about
Electric shock therapy -zzzz
Kava kava- Great for the liver apparently
Counting backwards from 100 once every 2.5 hours
Unicorn imagery

So many options here

 

Sounds tryable

 

'A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.'


I am going to be the best doctor eva !

 

Laughter IS the best medicine.

 

take lemonade as your new med.

 

smile. the best cure

 

drink lighter fluid.

 

Rub peanut butter all over your breasts...erm, I mean chest.

 

^Or employ someone who is properly qualified so to do

 

I'm busy Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Sunday, Monday, Saturday, Friday and Birthday.

 

what are you trying to fix

 

all I know is fingermouse -

*sings*

your love is like BAD medicine BAD medicine's what I need

ooh ooh ooh shake it up

just like BAD medicine BAD medicine's what I need

*rock on*

 

Oh *screws back on peanut butter lid*

 

The ills of society, man

 

Bon Jovi I can't actually think of the tune and can't turn the speakers on due to there being a sleeping man nearby. Will I sleep tonight!?

 

How about yesterday, holiday or possibly everyday