first time eating weed: drunk, malnourished and dehydrated

On Thursday I ate two 'weed muffins' in addition to sipping on some aristokrat powerade concoction and went to a Telefon Tel Aviv show. I got really fucked up, at one point we left the venue to smoke a bowl and when we came back shit just went haywire. I was standing in the crowd and started to feel light headed, dizzy, my vision was fading in and out and 'sparkling' so I sat down.

I'm sitting down for a few minutes, think I feel better and stand up again. Bad call. The dizziness and confusion comes back stronger than ever, I stumble in the direction of the bar so I can smoke a cigarette and fall down. Theres a three to five minutes there that I just don't remember, only bits and pieces of it. My eyes weren't closed but I couldn't see. I remember people asking, "are you okay?" "do you know where you are?" and I just couldnt see anything, it was very scary.

eventually a nurse who happened to be there sort of took me under her wing, gave me plenty of water to drink and a vitamin supplement. five minutes later, I was totally fine.

Man, nothing like that has ever happened to me before....fucking crazy shit. i'll definitely eat weed again but maybe ill stay in next time

 

dehydrated dude..

that shit happened to me before the Dylan/Nelson show i saw a couple years back.. it was in the middle of the summer in minnesota.. it was a ball park tour.. so it was outside.. i got up there.. i forgot to grab something to drink so i was hoping i could buy something outside the venue.. nothing... so sat outside of the venue for a good 2-3hrs in the blazing sun.. it was 90+ outside.. get inside.. and i grabbed one powerade.. chugged it.. went to sit down.. and there i sat in the blazing sun.. bout an hour goes by and my leg goes to sleep.. so i let it be for a lil bit then i started getting dizzy and i couldnt feel my leg.. so i get up.. my one leg being completely limp i end up rolling my ankle twice.. i watched as it happened both times.. and i couldnt feel it at all because my leg was limp.. i had to lift my leg with my hands and let the foot swing under.. then it started getting flow.. i got super light headed.. and sparkly as you said.. like someone threw glitter in the air.. and very very bright... so i stumble over to the vendor and buy like 3 powerades and i felt a ton better.. but right as i was buying them i felt a blackout coming..

 

Its was probably that bowl you smoked, I too have made the mistake of eating some weed fudge and then smoking a bowl thinking the fudge was having little effect. then shit just got crazy. Ive never got dehydrated from eating weed tho, I think that normaly happens after smoking too much.

 

the first thing that happens to me before i pass out (from dehydration) is the cold sweats.

if i get those, i know what's about to come. if i wait too long, my hearing goes. once that happens i have a solid minute and a half to fix the problem or else i black out haha

i'm glad i know the signs though

 

i've never had that happen to me

 

Yea, thats exactly what happens before the green out, also My vision seems to cave in from the sides just before I pass out.
Lol greening out is such a shit buzz...

 

Potassium supplements ftw

lol 'time to lay down now'...

 

you need to slow way down, something like that happened to my sister we were making brownies and me and her were licking the bowl after they were done she ate one brownie, and went to lay down, she crawled from matt’s room all they way to her room, she told me she was scared to go in the bathroom to get her towel, so I had to go in, I told her they were strong she did not think about it to much, eating baked good can really mess you up, you better believe it, I am sure smoking that bowl after eating did not help any, their is a lession here

 

i've never "greened out"

haha what i described was actually what happened to me when i didn't eat/drink much then was at hershey park all day in the blazing heat. we were one row of people away from being in the very front of their new coaster too... THAT was a buzz kill

 

Anytime you are outside you should have some water with you. Smoking that bowl on top of a weed confection is like lighting a fuze on a weed bomb. On top of not having enough liquids will put you over the top. Just remember if you have to go to the bathroom and it's really yellow then you are not drinking enough water. For that fact if your urine is ever yellow you are not drinking enough water. Water FTW.

 

Ya same thing happened to me at a Tool concert, halfway through the show I had to sit down while everyone was standing, because I was so light headed. Dehydration sucks.