An actual profile I posted in semi-poetic language on a free dating site

I enjoy watching towns evacuate before a tornado hits; especially enjoy attending special Olympic events and heckling some of the participants.

I am a hard-core socialist who believes the government should control everything and leave nothing to chance-every sane society has an active and aggressive euthanasia program. The weak should be eliminated in order maximize productivity increases according to nature, and not the selfish dictates of upper-middle class conscience.

However, without money life has no meaning. Others seek their solace in the arms of a false bourgeois God who is impotent in the face of Western crimes against indigenous peoples and the massive geopolitical and ecological vandalism of our leviathan technologies. President Obama is here to deal some serious payback to the people of the exurbs fleeing the consequences of consumer narcissism. Bush and his revolutionary henchman have dealt the first crippling blow to the New World Order; Obama is the clean-up hitter…

I want a woman who is not intimidated by an archaic Greek body; who can tame my rolling tsunamis of beefcake-overload without going postally feminist or claiming Post-traumatic Love Disorder. I am only god-like; I am not a god (yet).

I have only one aspiration at present: to make the U.S. into a shining laboratory for international socialism, to put people before profits, and to reestablish Mankind as the sole and soul center of the universe who makes his own values-no hand-me-downs from the wispy-rusty spirits of some anachronistic cloud-clown called Monotheism…

 

There is an essential contradiction that I believe culminated in your not getting laid on the dating site.

You state that you are a socialist. The socialist ideal would be a cash free society where everyone chips in and does their share. Yet you then state that without money, life has no meaning.

You have just jettisoned your own ideology (correctly, mind you).

You also (correctly) imply that a unitary or triune god does not exist, yet you (prior to that implication) compare yourself to one, and make it an ideal that you are striving for.

Those contradictions resulted in you ending up masturbating, I'm predicting.

But, hey, the end result is the same: you had an orgasm.

 

This is an attempt at intellectual mime, one whose character and mental habits cleave to treatment by reductio ad absurdam-a living breathing walking contradiction. Done in response to all those whose formula for love is an algorithm more worthy of machines than the human heart. A joke, none in the humorless society chose to take as such-which neither leads to climax or happiness, unless its in the form of bitter irony...

Atheism is just as religious as monotheism-in terms of the same absolutist mindset.

 

I disagree with your contention about atheism. It is no belief, the absence of belief.

I'm with you on the joke part, however. Every one of my poems has been a joke with the intent of having someone take it seriously. This forum needed a little spicing up.

My sole intent was to find out when two Robert Service poems were published and I now have that information.