i am going to create my own religion

it's called the religion of us

i am the founder and high priest

who wants to join?

this si what we do:
smoke weed every day
eat cheesy puffs at 1 am every morning to honor ourselfs
lesten to the beatles every hour for 20 minutes

thats all.

 

Your second and third tenets seem awfully arbitrary. Why such temporal rigidity? Isn't it enough that one listens to the Beatles and eats cheesy puffs? I think that you're creating the kind of rituals and traditions that have become meaningless and obsolete in many existing religions.

 

no bro, you keep this up for 5 years then you will find the meaning of life and true happyness...trust me!! just join and see!! honest!!

 

I'm in.

 

can i worship a penguin ?

 

Beatles every hour for 20 minutes? Fuck that. I don't hate the Beatles but they weren't that good.

 

Honestly you'd be much better off not making any religion!

 

Yeah well I'm going to make my OWN religion thats x9128301298312 times better :hat:

It's called super awesome cool religion and... uh... fuck it, to much work.

 

have fun. but really, unless you've been chosen by big, friendly and invisible, to channel ITS will, don't expect much. and THAT has already been done for this thousand years in 1844/1863. (see baha'i)

 

I tried that in highschool. The main tenant of my religion was that the home was sacred and work from outside was forbidden from being brought into the home, therefore I should be excused from doing homework on religious grounds.


... didn't go over so well with the teachers

 

don't hurt each other
clean up your mess
is the important part
strangeness is your friend is optional
and then getting together every once in a while
to hug and be hugged by the invisible to and have a good time doing so.

that's pretty much what's at the core of the real ones we've got,
if people would just stop twisting them into excuses to beat each other over the head.

 

We already tried that.