It was recess, and The European Union was standing around discussing the upcoming election in Italy. Italy: ugh, I hope we don't get Berlusconi again. I soooo do not like that guy France: What's so bad about him? Italy: The only reason he's still PM is because he sucks up to all the teachers. If only they knew how he acted behind their backs! Spain: He once made a very rude joke about my girlfriend in front of the student council. I hate that guy. France: Wow, I didn't know that. I thought we had all grown out of bullying each other! Italy: Yeah, I remember how awful me and Germany was to you in WWII, but we're old enough now to.... Spain: Oh shit, here comes USA USA: HEY GUYS, GUESS WHAT BARRACK OBAMA IS DOING! Spain: Oh.. Um... We were talking about the election in Ital.... USA: HE'S GOING TO SOCIALIZE HEALTH CARE!! Spain: That's great! We have free public health care as well, and it's worked very great for us... France: Our health care was rated best in the world in 2001 by.... USA: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS SOCIALIZED HEALTH CARE? CANADA, AND THEY SUCK!!! Italy: How rude! Canada is very nice, and has always been your friend, you shouldn't talk that way about him! USA: BUT OBAMA IS GOING TO TURN US INTO THE SOVIET UNION!!!! Spain: Um... That's.... Quite a stretch.... USA: HE'S NOT EVEN AMERICAN, HE'S BORN IN KENYA! France: Now you're just being paranoid. How could he become president if that's true? USA: HE AND HIS CZARS WILL NOT SUCCEED!!!! France, Spain and Italy looked at each other, they then turned their concerned gaze to America. Spain: Listen, ever since 9/11 you've been acting weird. At first, we just though you were angry, and you have the right to be, but then that anger turned into paranoia, and you'd come up with all these crazy theories. France: And you tell everyone about them everyday. You don't care if you're interrupting, or if THEY don't care. It's like you crave the attention. Italy: Look, we care about you, and we are there for you, but you need to seek professional help. We can't imagine your loss, but it's clearly been traumatizing for you, so please... Get help before it's to late. USA looked at the trio in a few seconds silence, he then raised his eyes to the sky, and a big eagle tear rolled down his cheek..
