Make fun of the poster above you....(game thread..not a serious one)

his left leg is a foot shorter...and his right leg is short of a foot :leaving:

 

high 5

 

always misses high fives

 

blows his nose in his hand before he high fives you....

 

slaps cow on the butt after milking

 

gets turned on while milking a cow...

 

likes to practice her milking skills on me

 

^Last time you got ass, your finger slipped through the toilet paper.

 

you got ass yesterday....from a donkey at your grandfathers farm

 

^ smells bbad.

 

shaved off her eyebrows twice

 

Lol!, you're never gonna let go of that are u..

^ walks into glass doors.

 

likes to sit on hot curling irons

 

uses a whole roll of toilet paper after his morning poop...

 

This is my kind of thread.

^ Likes to let tranny midgets shit on her face.

 

chose the name "neuroptican"....to reflect his neuroticness and he wears thick glasses....and cant spell optician

 

doesn't like pickles? scarred of them, more like... scarred of pickles??? for christ sake!!!??? i mean, COME ON!!! pickles are more scarred of you than you are of them! i mean, what DO you think is going to happen? They sit in sealed containers, and you are far more likely to take a bite out of it than it of you... oh dear!!! fuckin' SORT IT OUT!!!

 

She irons her underwear...

 

she irons everyone elses underwear... no one gets to see hers so it doesn't matter...

 

likes micheal moore