Hook.. Line.. Sinker

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by jo_k_er_man, Oct 11, 2006.

  1. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    so the other day me and my buddy were out fishing.. we caught many of northern and bass that day.. well one of the northern i caught.. i was trying to pull up shore and get the hook out when he snapped his head and broke my line.. i've been fishing ultralight 2lb test set up... well anywho.. the northern just sat there.. so i jumped down and grabbed him.. there was nothing i could do at the time about getting the hook out of his mouth cuz it was deep.. so i tossed him on shore to die.. so to make it easier for getting the hook out... well anyways.. were drivin to my house to take care of the fish.. and i didnt have a cutting board or a filet knife.. so my buddy is like... well if you dont want it.. throw it in someones yard or on someones car... so i thought about it and was like alright.. so after i took the fish to my house to get the hook out we drove down to my job.. spotted a couple co-workers cars and jumped out with the northern sitting in a plastic bag... was about to toss it on one co-workers car and just then a couple started walking to the car infront of this persons car... so i kept walking and saw another co-workers car... quickly slapped it on the windsheild and jetted... well... today.. he comes into work.. and i was givin him shit because i had to stay late cuz he was at his other job.. and i was like "fucker.. you cut into an hour of fishing time... " and hes like "speaking of fishing my fuckin cousin monday called me at work for no reason and asked what i was doin and i said i was at work.. so when i got off work i got in my car and about 3 blocks down the road noticed a fucking northern on my windsheild... fuckin cousin put it there.. so i went to his house and threw it in the bed of his truck and covered it with leaves"... HAHA!!! i didnt think the prank was gonna work that well... got'em hook.. line.. and sinker.....


    PS: dont need any slack from animal lovers.. the fish was gonna die.. i hurt him pretty badly tryin to get the hook out.. so either way he was gonna end up a dead fish...
     
  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahahaha that's perfect.
     
  3. gaum

    gaum Elephant Orgy

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    thatss hilarious
     
  4. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    i'm not an animal lover just a bit confused

    so since u didnt have a Filet knife or cutting board instead of finding means to gut and eat the fish u just tossed it on his car?
     
  5. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    well... i could have kept it.. had i had the proper untesils to filet it and freeze it... its too much of a mess to freeze the fish whole and deal with it later... so yes... i threw it on his car since i had no use for it.. i didnt keep the fish to eat it.. i kept it because it had my lure in its mouth and at the time i couldnt get it out.. its not like i decided to keep the fish to eat.. realized i didnt have anything to cut it up with and tossed it on someones sheild
     
  6. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    ohh icic
     
  7. Fallout55

    Fallout55 Banned

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  8. W33dst

    W33dst Member

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    hahahah thats good shit... wonder what your co-workers cousin thought
     
  9. Just a daily toke

    Just a daily toke Senior Member

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    so owned, that is great
     
  10. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    Lol, I love when jokes/pranks escalate. good shit.
     
  11. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i think Just A Daily Toke is my necropost stalker
     
  12. Just a daily toke

    Just a daily toke Senior Member

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    :p
     
  13. MarcoWasRight

    MarcoWasRight Member

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    QUIT BRINGING BACK 3 YEAR OLD THREADS.

    If you like the past so much, build a fucking time machine and go spam threads while they are actually current.
     
  14. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    don't hate

    it was a great story.. that shit was classic:D
     
  15. MarcoWasRight

    MarcoWasRight Member

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    Twas some good shit but every time I look through the SL I keep thinking people aren't using the searchbar. Then when I click on the thread I realize the only reason I recognize the thread title is because I read it when I first joined this place.
     
  16. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    i don't mind the revival of old thread, i don't catch a lot of them the 1st time through

    funny story
     
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    :cheers2:..
     
  18. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i think MarcoWasWrong
     
  19. killswitchjd

    killswitchjd Senior Member

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    right i didnt see it be4... rotten fish stink too lol
     

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