of course I do...you dont, pffft, guess your just not cool I fuckin hated trapper keepers, they were confusing as hell hehe, ya know, we always hijack threads
Speech? *pulls out the old soapbox, cracks knuckles, and clears throat* firecracker firecracker, boom boom boom. firecracker firecracker, boom boom boom. the boys got the muscles, the teachers got the brains, the girls got the sexy legs, And we won the game!!! yep, I'm a wanna-be cheerleader. You're supposed to be imagining me with my tiny cheerleader outfit and pom-poms right now, shaking my butt to the above chant. But unfortunately, I fall from my soapbox, break my ankle, and that bitch Ashley takes my place as head cheerleader. My quarterback popular boyfriend Brian dumps me for Ashley, so I have to settle for the scrawny pimply faced chess club captain Eugene, who wears a pocket protector and coke bottle glasses. He also has a collection of exotic foot fungi. There, are you people happy now that you've RUINED my life??? *sobs* Oh hey miss shroom, you ought to come tour the adult swim place in atlanta with us. I saw all your lovely sea lab pics Oooh, you too, chaos, since you're close to us. It'll be fun fun fun, and it'll help me forget my lost dream of becoming an NFL cheerleader.
Hi sissy!! Missing ya.. You still rule. That speech brought tears to my eyes just absolutely beautiful!