I'll start off with a story then you post one. I suspect this thread will reach an epic amount of maybe 2-3 stories! Also, this is probably one of those "you had to be there moments" but fuck it. Alright, I was staying at this dude Charlie's house with a few friends. After a night of hot boxing the house we were all pretty fucking gone. So this dude Craig walks in. (he's a fat geeky dood that's like 10% Asian and he doesn't smoke anything. He's completely straight edge) and he's all like "holy shit whew" because the house wreaks of torched bud. So we're all mad joking and laughing up a storm and he'll once in a while say something really corny and laugh like fuck and we're all "yeah mm hmm." You could tell he'd gotten contact high from all the smoke in the air. Now what was so fucking funny is he was talking about some shit and all of a sudden my friend Biba is like "brah, your mustache fell" and Craig has this look on his face like "huh?" I look close and his stache is literally sagging in front of his mouth. Was some trippy shit. So we all bust out laughing. He wears his stache like two long dangling strings. (I guess for some sort of Asian look because he seems to be obsessed with his tiny amount of Asian heritage) It's really long and he gels it around his mouth like a fu manchu so he doesn't look like a complete weirdo in public I assume. I guess while he was laughing so hard from being contact high his shit just fell and started hanging. Was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. Probably because we were all so high but, honestly, if you saw some guys mustache fall you wouldn't laugh? Now it's your turn, mang.
Yesterday there was an object in the sky that was REALLY bright, probably a star, but thats besides the point. It was the only object in the sky as well, and we were all really baked. It looked like it was moving but we really couldn't tell and it was tripping all of us out. Next thing you know, the thing dissapears, and my boy just goes "I gotta get the fuck out of here" and starts running as fast as he could towards no where specific. After chasing him down, we were finally able to convince him that it wasn't a big deal.
AH. . I remember once me and a few friends were walking through a complex of town homes after coming from a smoking spot everyone goes to. We saw this metal briefcase type thing on the ground. Of course, we weren't going to just leave it there. I mean, curiosity is to overwhelming. So we stand there debating on who will be the one to go run and grab it and what could be inside. Maybe it's full of cash. Maybe it's a fucking bomb. maybe it's a secret spy message left for us by some secret society and we're about to be apart of some James Bond shit. The possibilities are endless when you're baked. So one of my friends just says fuck it, goes over and grabs it, and runs like hell up the street. He chunks it in some bushes and we leave it there for a few hours because everyone is scared to look inside. We come back way later and open it. Turns out it was just some strange tools lost by a maintenance worker more than likely. Bummer. I wanted my million dollars.
haha me and 3 buddies were all out in the woods behind my house baked. there's this gravel road. me and aaron have mushroom necklaces on. me and one buddy go down to the bottom of the road (really steep), and another and aaron go to the top. we're all extremely baked so it's hard for us to function properly without stumbling, (or stop laughing enough to do anything actually). well anyways we start throwing rocks and the first one i throw, man it was a miracle, i was amazing it reached them, we were so far away. aaron just happened to be bending over and his necklace was hanging on his neck. he had just bought it, bam, the rock hit a dime sized peice of glass, thrown from down the hill at a pretty large distance. i fell down laughing and rolled down the road. lol
haha I love when nearly impossible shit happens on accident. One time a few years ago my friends and I were bullshitting around an abandoned house and I went out to the shed, and as I was coming back I had picked up a brick and threw it with everything I had toward the window (I played baseball for years so im a halfway decent throw) anyways it went threw the window, across the room and toward the doorway of the room and my friend happend to walk in front of the door at the exact right moment to get hit in the nuts lmao.
two days ago i was in the kitchen with my roomate and i just drank so much pop from having the munchies. i was immitating what i'd be like if bob dylan hugged me. i opened my mouth in awe, and you know that like.. weird noise your throat makes after you eat something? that happened. my roomate was like and i rofl everywhere. i donno. i thought it was pretty damn funny.
...a burp? the other day we were hittin the bong before a football game/shakedown concert. so someone ends up dropping the lighter in the bong. and after aobut 20 minutes of freaking out we end up putting some gum on two chopsticks and sticking it down the bong. haha
no. it wasn't a burp it was. something that came from my belly. like my belly made a noise, but my mouth was open so it came out my mouth. lol im sorry if thats too much information. forgive me
