finally!

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I sure it will be fine, just be nice and everything will work out

 

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I guess cause he dose not know him well, and maybe he thinks he might not like him and then not hook him up

 

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Well I'm guessing the OP is somewhere around my age and is buying off a school dealer.

The dealer isn't going to care who you are, he just wants the money. If you look scared or look like you don't know what your doing your chances of getting ripped off will get higher. Although it all depends on the person. Some people are cool and don't rip people off, but some people are dicks and will rip off new buyers/smokers.

Just be like "yo man, do you got any dope?" and he'll know whats good.

 

i lol'd at ur username

 

dope? you might get some bad shit.

just ask for the buddha holmes. you're straight.

 

get some headies.

 

pishposh

 

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.....Hmmph.

Okay, just go up to the guy and be like "yo man, do you have any (insert weed slang here)".

It can go one of two ways. He either completes the drug deal without a hassle or he robs/rips you off.

If you look like a dick or talk like you don't know anything your chances of getting ripped off gradually increase.

.....Oh for fuck sakes, it's some kid selling weed. If they're selling to kids they aren't even a dealer, it's just a guy with some dope. It's no big deal.

 

okey dokey

 

great advice

 

Be casual, know before hand how much it is and have they money ready. You don't want to be counting out cash. When he hands you the sack don't hold it open and sniff it just put it in your pocket. Shake hands, have a casual conversation about anything. Say good bye. If you are happy text him later and again say something off hand like...."Good deal, i'll talk to you later, thanks". Don't be stupid and say, "Nice weed man!".

 

tell us how it goes!

don't talk about weed on the phone
i would recommend looking at the weed and smelling it while you buy it. if it's not out in the open or something stupid. if you are at his house, or hidden away somewhere, you should look at the weed and see if it's any good, or actually weed at all.

my advice is to ask "how much for an 1/8?" or something like that. then you know how much you are actually getting for what price, and decide if it's fair.
don't ask for a 40 bag, b/c then he could just give you any amount of weed.

this all varies if you are really desperate though
or in public, which is risky in the 1st place

 

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=239528&title=scoring-marijuana

 

say "sell me some fucking weed or ill rip your fucking heart out and shove it down your fucking throat"... :hat:.....

 

but only after you find the biggest black guy or group of black guys in your area.. and add the word "******" to the end of that phrase... they'll give you extra weed

 

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