announcing...!

I'll be mother of the bride

 

Oh dear I've just remembered what happened the last time you went to see the vicar

 

Can I be the whole choir please.....I will practise and practise and practise.....and if you don't let me I'll scram and scream and scream....he he

 

ooh ooh can it be a joint wedding please please please me and ailsa could get married too, then there could be two extra best men, bridesmaids and stuff, could be great fun mass orgy!!

 

Congrats

 

I got ordained in the universal life church about 2 years ago..I got a certificate

So roll up people.. I'm legal

 

I've got a great idea to keep him off the wine... I'll drink it all!!!

Then I could be the pissed bloke who gets caught on camcorder falling over or pissing on the bride or something equally humourous... c'mon... we could win £250 off You've Been Framed?!!...

Fly...