masturbation and pissing

why after i masturbate and cum do i alway have to take a huge piss? and for that matter, why after smoking cigarettes do i have to shit???

 

Simple - urination is natures way of clearing the pipes.

As for the cigarettes - can't say I've ever heard of that one before.

 

I heard of people having to shit after smoking cigs, I don't remember why but I've heard that before.

 

Maybe it's the body's way of trying to get poison out of the body.

Smoke Grass Not Tobacco!

 

my aunt does this when she can't take a poo, she smokes in the bathroom

 

Nicotine is a stimulant, and stimulants increase peristalsis, that is, helps the bowels move. Cigarettes have nicotine, and that's why it works. Coffee works better.

 

That makes perfect sense. Thanks!

 

cigarettes act as laxatives.
a diet consisting of cigs and coffee is a sure way to loose weight :-\

 

^That's the kind of sense I'm looking for!

 

But then your dick gets hard! lol... Smoke both... "plop!" "Sproingggg!"

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