girl problems

Why? So you can go through this shit daily? Fuck her once and cut if off... and hide your wallet when your around her.... and wear a condom.

You don't need an alcoholic coke addict girlfriend who still fucks her 'ex.'

 

buddha gimme advice on how to b mean haha im never mean to chicks.... only to guys cuz idk why just how i am i guess...

 

If shes a cokehead and an alcy in high school don't even bother. Shit only brings drama. I mean, if your the kind of guy that enjoys that shit then go for it, but if not then fuck the skeezer.

 

i've got a good balance

 

man u have good points but shes mad at me right now so i need to get her not mad at me to fuck her haha... but thats what ill do fuck her shes a bitch...

 

Get her drunk, then bang her.

 

one problem she always parties with people i dont hang with and im pretty sure shes wit her ex bf to so she can get whatever she wants from him..

 

talk to her like she's a guy. be confident and express how you feel to an extent (don't tell her you love her cause you don't). tell her she's hot but don't compliment her too much. don't act too into her, you're better than her (she's only a woman) and you have to be the prize to her, she's not a prize, she's only a pussy. when you're alone grab her waist and kiss her, she'll love it.
be the man, once you're in the mindset you'll do wonders

 

she probably thinks your gay for not hittin it when she was ready and willing

 

You might as well not waste your time then. She's with her ex.. just leave that shit alone.

 

nah i couldnt hit it cuz i was in trouble with my parents at the time for weed... which turned out to be 1 day grounding.. but i couldnt hit it anyway i never know where she parties...

 

qtf

 

good advice
especially #3

 

Haha thanks!

The third one is pretty much my advice to guys having girl problems haha

 

well, now we all know the way to your heart

 

Hahah well that's not the way to MY heart, but I'm sure it's a way to some slutty teenage girls heart haha.

 

#3 can backfire pretty hardcore.. some women get super fuckin psycho when they get alcohol in them.. or too much alcohol in them.. then its drama x9000

 

Very true. I have a couple of girl friends like that. It's completely ridiculous.

 

was that you or marksup that had the psycho girl that lost your car keys?

 

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