What does your penis say about you?

Hopefully my penis says nice things about me. No one has ever really asked it much of anything.

Otherwise, what I will say about mine is that it is totally and utterly, normal. And I couldn't be happier about that.

 

My penis says that I'm handsome, well-rounded, balanced, smooth, warm, and hard. Want to come up and see my stamp collection?

 

1. Age: 14
2. Penis size (cm or inches): 4.5''
3. Height (cm or feet): 5'10''
4. Sexual Orientation (Gay/Bi/Straight): bi
5. Sexual Partners to date: 0
6. Average Sexual partners per year (since loss of virginity):0
7. In a long term relationship (More than 2 years): no
8. How many long term relationships (+2 years, 0 if none): 0
9. Satisfaction with your sex life (1-very unsatisfied, 3-neutral, 7-very satisfied): 2
10. Ability to make a female orgasm (1-unable, 3-most times, 7-every time, N/A if Gay): don't know

 

1. Age:17
2. Penis size (cm or inches):6.5 in.
3. Height (cm or feet): 5' 9 1/2"
4. Sexual Orientation (Gay/Bi/Straight): straight
5. Sexual Partners to date:none
6. Average Sexual partners per year (since loss of virginity): 0 (still a virgin)
7. In a long term relationship (More than 2 years): no
8. How many long term relationships (+2 years, 0 if none): 0
9. Satisfaction with your sex life (1-very unsatisfied, 3-neutral, 7-very satisfied): -18
10. Ability to make a female orgasm (1-unable, 3-most times, 7-every time, N/A if Gay): 1 (never had sex, damn my good morals, masturbation is the only thing that keeps me from having sex)

 

Mine says "Andy is such a nice guy."

 

1. Age: 18
2. Penis size (cm or inches): Approx. 6 inches
3. Height (cm or feet): 5"9ish
4. Sexual Orientation (Gay/Bi/Straight): Straight
5. Sexual Partners to date: 1
6. Average Sexual partners per year (since loss of virginity): 1
7. In a long term relationship (More than 2 years): Nope.
8. How many long term relationships (+2 years, 0 if none): 0
9. Satisfaction with your sex life (1-very unsatisfied, 3-neutral, 7-very satisfied): 5
10. Ability to make a female orgasm (1-unable, 3-most times, 7-every time, N/A if Gay): 3

 

I wonder if hieght and weight can. I am a big guy and most seem to think big guys = small penis. I had a school friend who was atleast 8 inchs but he was has heavy as i was and shorter.

 

1. Age: 18
2. Penis size (cm or inches): 6 1/2 INCHES
3. Height (cm or feet): 5F 10IN
4. Sexual Orientation (Gay/Bi/Straight): STRAIGHT
5. Sexual Partners to date: 9
6. Average Sexual partners per year (since loss of virginity): 2
7. In a long term relationship (More than 2 years): NO
8. How many long term relationships (+2 years, 0 if none): 0
9. Satisfaction with your sex life (1-very unsatisfied, 3-neutral, 7-very satisfied): VERY SATISFIED
10. Ability to make a female orgasm (1-unable, 3-most times, 7-every time, N/A if Gay): EVERY TIME

 

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i cant imagine how heavy you are possibly having a connection to penis size. i have been as low as 165lbs and as high as 210lbs and my penis has been the same size the whole time. i dont think height has a connection either but there might be something somewhere that connects to penis size.

something to think about, does the fact that i have a big nose have anything to do with my height or weight? what about the fact that i have long skinny fingers? i think it is all just random genetics.

and i hate to bring in the c word but if your gonna talk about pleasing your partner, circumcision would have to at least be mentioned along with the previously stated "girth" comment.
but honestly pleasing your partner is as much about her as it is about anything to do with the guy, physically or mentally.

 

Weight can make quite a difference to penis size, depending on how you measure it.

The most accurate (and most flattering) method of measuring is from the tip, along the upperside to the pubic bone. However, others may measure from the tip to the pubis, which is where being overweight comes in, as this means the pubis is likely to have a higher degree of fat, thus concealing the actual size of the penis.

Personally I find the best & most accurate way to measure a penis is by how far you can insert it into a tube. This provides a direct correlation to its practical application when it comes to the penetration of a vagina & cancels out the potential for any egoistic exaggerations.

Furthermore, perhaps the standard for penis size should be that of volume (i.e. Girth x Length). In which case although my personal dimensions of little more than average 6½" length x by an overly generous 6½" girth would have a cubic capacity of 42¼", which would exceed someone who claimed to have an (unlikely) 8" length, and an average 5" girth, resulting in a cubic capacity of 40".

 

Volume is not girth x length. It is approximately girth-squared x length / (4 * pi), assuming a perfectly cylindrical shaft.

 

mine say im taller than average and built like an ox

 

1. Age: 22
2. Penis size (cm or inches): 17 cm
3. Height (cm or feet): 184 cm
4. Sexual Orientation (Gay/Bi/Straight): straight
5. Sexual Partners to date: just me at this time
6. Average Sexual partners per year (since loss of virginity): still virgin
7. In a long term relationship (More than 2 years):no
8. How many long term relationships (+2 years, 0 if none): 0
9. Satisfaction with your sex life (1-very unsatisfied, 3-neutral, 7-very satisfied): neutral
10. Ability to make a female orgasm (1-unable, 3-most times, 7-every time, N/A if Gay):3

 

1. Age: 22
2. Penis size (cm or inches): 7 inches
3. Height (cm or feet): 168cm
4. Sexual Orientation (Gay/Bi/Straight): gay
5. Sexual Partners to date: 1
6. Average Sexual partners per year (since loss of virginity): 1
7. In a long term relationship (More than 2 years): No
8. How many long term relationships (+2 years, 0 if none): 0
9. Satisfaction with your sex life (1-very unsatisfied, 3-neutral, 7-very satisfied): 7
10. Ability to make a female orgasm (1-unable, 3-most times, 7-every time, N/A if Gay): N/A

 

I measured mine from pubis to the tip - 6 inches erect & can get it harder than normal with tight fitting ( but comfortable - just bearable) metal penis rings around the base.

 

ME: Age - 53, penis 6 inches erect, height ( cant remember), Sex - straight but bi curious at times, Sexual partners - about 6 so far since teens, married for 30 yrs, Sex life - average, can make female orgasm easily when needed.

 

I caught it talking to the neighbors wife and now I'm gonna' have to find out if they were talking about me.

 

I'm very attached to penis - it told me the same thing. We go everywhere together

 

mine looked me straight in the eye yesterday

then spit in my face