Why are pirates so mean?

they just ARRRRRRRR

 

lol safe

 

Ahoy,

have you landlubbers missed the Talk like a Pirat day:? Should careen ye all, arrrr.

Regards
Ahab

 

Good morning,

he! This is a serious topic. Don't laught or the Flying Dutchman takes you, arrr.

Regards
Ahab

 

Pirates are just messed up because all the movies they watch are rated ARRRR

 

Ahoy,

pirates are just messed up because they got only 2 per cent in the major elections in my country last sunday, arrrr

Regards
Ahab

 

Chinese pirates are greatly distressed with their difficulty in pronouncing arrrr's


ZW

 

I LOL'd

(ROR'd?)

 

:rofl: rofl (lofr?) :cheers2:


ZW

 

pirates are mean because, they lost their jerk hand and, are unable to wack off for life.
ask captain cook, about trying to jerk off with a hook for a hand.

 

Hi,

I thought pirates can have as many wenches as they like?

Regards
Ahab

 

They're called Pirate Hookers....

 

Good morning,

not to mistake with pirate hooks .

Regards,
Ahab, clanging with his sexy wooden leg

 

This joke is great. I'm going to use it so people think that i'm funny.

 

the lacism in this thlead is tellibre.

 

oh my gosh, i lost my shit when i read this! :rofl:

 

no they don't. pirates have peg-legs and, no wenches i know like having splinters in their hole.

 

Hi,

you can buy two different sorts wooden legs. A rough natural one that can be used if you are raiding french galleons and a planed pussy version for the other use case.

Regards
Ahab, chasing away the wood worms from his leg

 

Shiver me timbers, there's nothing quite like a good pirate yarn.