My First Nasty Comment..!!

Been Cultivating My Dreads For The Last Two Months With Great Results,

And Sofar People Have Either Been Supportive Or Silent.

Today However At The Gas Station The Lady Serving Me Turned Up Her

Nose And Proclaimed In A Loud Voice "Your Growing Dreads Glen"....????

Yes I Replied Proudly, Whilst Showing Her Some Of My Well Formed Ones.

In Front Of Other Customers She Then Shot Off A Tirade Of

YUCK..EWW..THATS GROSS..HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT

TO YOURSELF....

Maybe I Overeacted Slightly By Resorting To Violence, But I Have Provided

Her With Plenty Of Time To Reflect On Her Mistake, As

Last I Heard She Was In "Traction" In A Full "Body Cast" And Is Expected

To Remain In Hospital For At Least The Next 6 Months......

I Wish Her A Slow And Painful Recovery......



Cheers Glen.

 

Well handled, friend. She'll be loathe to attempt such antics in the future:cheers2:

 

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lol
sorry about the nasty comment...thats just rude. i wouldnt go back there if I were you.

 

wait.. so she insulted your dreads.. so you kicked the shit out of her?

Thats fucking brutal... I love you

 

Did she really say your name?

 

Yes, Iv'e Been A Customer There For Years.....



Cheers Glen.

 

I reached back like a pimp and I slapped the ho. And her father stood up and he started to shout. So I threw a right cross and knocked his old ass out.

 

Thanks For Your Replies Everyone, Unfortunatly There Is A Second And

More Grim Chapter To This Incident, That I Totally Forgot To Mention..

As You Can No Doubt Tell From My Change Of U.R.L, I Am Posting This

From The Puuuter In The Prision Library, Got 5 Years For My Little

"Outburst", But On The Upside I Get To Share A 8'X5' Cell With A 400lb

Hells Angel That Calls Himself "Big Bubba"...

He Says He Likes Guys With Dreads Because They Remind Him Of His

Girlfriend On The Outside...

I Am Rather Mystified By This Remark, But I Have Come To The Conclusion

That His Girlfriend Is His Beloved Harley, And By Gripping A Dread In Each

Hand He Is Reliving Memories Of Riding His Bike...


Take Care All, And I Will Do My Best To Stay In Touch.



Cheers Glen.

 

They let you keep them shits in the joint? Lucky.... for bubba

 

yea could you really have dreads in prison? or do they make you wash your hair? idk how they could

 

ha ha

:cheers2:

 

no way did you get classified that quick!!!!!!

I call shinanigans

 

...........:iagree:.............



Cheers Glen.

 

don't drop the dr. bronners, glen.

 

they make you clean yourself before you go to intake. if you have anything in your hair you have to remove it. its best to buddy a cop or a C.O that is working intake (to let you get a free hand to peel out anything that is tighter then a loose bead) because if you make it past intake with something in your hair (of if something isnt easily taken out by a handcuffed hand or a nice guard) they will make you cut it out instead of letting you take it out. (i came close to losing a dread during a toss because they missed a wrap at intake)

they make sure you wash your hair (you can fake it, but if you dont take enough time for them to feel you have cleaned yourself properly they will flip a shit on you)

at least where i was, the best i could get to wash my hair with was a bar of dove unscented. its either taht or good 'ole bob barker which smells deliciously like peaches now adays but i dont think it would be nice for dreads, i used that to wash my dishes instead of my hair.

also i've had long term inmates ask me what i used for wax while in. i laughed, fucking gross. but i hear people have used a mixture of whatever they can get to tame frizzies behind bars. i've heard honey packets, tooth paste, deoderant and a whole mess of sticky crap mixed together. i never saw anybody doing this as i was never in a dayroom with anybody else with dreads, but i have heard lots of stories.

another thing with dreads in jail is everybody will constantly think its funny to suggest smoking your hair (assuming because you look like a pothead) and everybody is feinding for a toke.


ps.....

you should wash your hair with or without dreads....

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

braindecay you should write us a book

 

i know way too much shit about shit that nobody needs to.


but seriously i dunno if any of you know what i meant about a toss, but this was while i was still in intake, and somebody smuggled something in their butt and they found out, and like 20 SORT guys came rushing in and twist tied everybody and filed us into a gym. since they knew there was contraband they were super hard core about every little detail. we lost our tv for a week so they could search it, they cut every mattress, took everything personal, all books, pretty much anything that wasnt bolted down. and they searched all persons in the day room.

during intake they were supposed to untie the wraps i had in my hair and i mentioned it, and everybody just kind of forgot about it. during the person searches they pulled me out to examine my hair and the SORT guy found my wraps and started flipping out. they were telling me they had to cut each dread off that was wrapped so they could search them and i started flipping out on them, i almost got maced over it. and the only reason i got to keep my dreads was because the C.O's all knew i wasnt supposed to be there, (my judge retired and my plea got thrown out and my probate got trippled and i got sentanced to jail and didnt find out any of this until i got to court and this was like 2 days earlier) and i think they just kind of felt bad for me and let me go and pick them all out for them.

but seriously no joke, i really dont keep anything that isnt easy to take out of my hair anymore and i dont do ANYTHING that will get me in trouble, but i came REALLY close to losing them.

add on from this point down

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and i actually do want to write a book about my experience with the legal system once all my shit is over and done with.

i've had jail time, years of probation, lost personal property that was legal for no reason, lost personal property due to unwarrented searches and seizures, my fiance is being charged for items taken without a search warrent, been lied to, forced to move by my probation, forced to quit jobs by my probation, forced to be homeless by my probation, at my court date the prosecutor was actually arguing with the judge that he was being unreasonable. when i was first detained they were trying to get me to give up grows and i wouldnt because the only cannabis people i know are good people who are not criminals and provide medicine to those who need it. they kept pushing and i told them i could probably get somebody on dope and the detectives told me to go to hell because they dont care about dope (i dont even know anybody that does dope, i was just talkin out my ass but still, thats the most fucked up thing i've ever heard somebody that "serves and protects" people for a living say. they actually said "We don't care about heroin, we only want marijuana." they misweighed my stash so i hit felony qualifications. they got me on an item with a .02g of hash in it and charged me with over an oz. but under 5 lbs. if its fucked up and you can dream it, its probably happened to me. and even if i only give one copy away for free i'd feel good knowing that one person knows the bullshit that really happens once your in handcuffs.

 

You gonna sue the shit out of sumbody, braindecay?