gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Karmalized, Oct 18, 2009.

  1. Karmalized

    Karmalized Member

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    i need some sex! seriously. it has been far too long and i am about to go crazy. gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    anyway, apparently i just felt like whining about it to random strangers, i guess.

    i feel slightly better now.

    peace.
     
  2. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    use your hand... that one kind of sex.
     
  3. Karmalized

    Karmalized Member

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    my hand is too predictable. i always know what's going to happen...
     
  4. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    unpredictable; ok, take a chair turn it over and coat one of the legs with vasaline then go at it!
    that is quite unpredictable. i worked for a few years in an e.r. a lot of people do that with the chair.
    a fair number of them came in, needing treatment after doing the chair bit too.
     
  5. Karmalized

    Karmalized Member

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    Omglolbbq
     
  6. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    did they injure their vaginas?? :eek:
     
  7. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Wish I was younger and you were closer.But I'm not--and you're not.So it goes.
     
  8. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    yes, some gals did injure that hole. other gals injure their assholes. a third group injure both holes.
    the guys injured their assholes.
     
  9. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    how do you even treat that type of injury?
     
  10. Do we really want to know?
     
  11. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    i was curious. lol
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I would guess stitches...and anti-biotics ...except the anal damage would probably require being opened up to make sure no perforations are missed.
     
  13. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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  14. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    i'm sorry for the late reply, i had forgot about this thread.
    etherea is quite correct. it makes for great convesation around the dinner table!
    to answer your question in detail would fill a whole book. there are books in emergency room surgery that deal with that type of stuff.
    they are used to educate surgeons in medical schools.
    having said that, i'll keep this short.


    it would depend on the injury, what caused the injury and, how extensive the injury is.
    if the injury did not cause death then, one of the worst things to have happen is to, have the injury perforate the anal or vaginal lining. that would cause massive blood lost. any massive bleeding is is tops for treatment... STOP THE BLEEDING BY ANY MEANS TO SAVE THE LIFE!
    that would require what is called 'major reconstructive bowel/vaginal surgery.'


    please belive me, you don't want to know the out comes of that type of surgery!
    i sure as hell would hate to live the rest of my life after having that type of surgery!
    i'll tell you if you want to know but, it is the stuff of nightmares!
     
  15. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    I think I've heard enough! poor people!
     
  16. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    I love how Karmal's "I need sex!!!" outcry turned into the topic of injuries to the orifices below the waist...

    Actually, I can kind of guess what the outcome would involve. *shudders*



    I think we need Karmal back in here giving us an update on her situation. That definitely would be nicer to think about than injuries of any kind if you ask me. :p
     
  17. Blackcat666 - too much information, my man!
     
  18. mastercylinder

    mastercylinder Banned

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    hell this my longest dry spell cas the meds im on cas birth defects and nee 2 forms of birth control---scince im single i dont know how to explain all the precautions(witohut telling the truth)lol so im celibate for ayear then 6 months just to be safe dont want deformed kids by accident---so i feel your pain---but on the plus side im older and had mad sex already--jus a few opiates and i can dream in color about my past--hahahhahhahhhahh
     
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