another week another story to tell u people lol i went to this place last night, it was fucking shit. anyway i got locked out after lockout at 3am. so i hadnt done anygood all night. then this ok looking kiwi girl after talkin to her for like 2 minits kisses me full crazy toung. we go down in this little alley type thing and she puts her hand in my pants. i started rubbing her pussy, then started fingering her. i pulled my dick out and she sucked it for like 10 seconds, it was kinda semi...ok for about a bottle of scotch. she said i had a big dick. so we start walking bak to her house to fuck... have a guess i took viagra cause i knew i was gonna fuck. and any fucking way. this van roles up and 3 big kiwi guys jump out and are like wtf are u doing with my little cousine.... and blah blah. she was kiwi lol i was like ohhh shit, i didnt want to start shit, im like nothing. so fukin hell they took her and i was left stranded to fuckin take a taxi home. so i get home and batt off with my massivly hard cock. ohhhh yeah llol fuck anyway im goin out tonight so hopefully i have a new funny story about how i didnt get sex.
hahaha that fucking sucks... that reminds of this movie called "Why Did I Get Married?" where this husband thinks he's finally about to get some from his wife. He pops a viagra and walks into their room and she's passed out asleep. Hahaha he wacks it like 4 times and he's had the erection for more then 4 hours so he calls 911 and an ambulance comes and while he's on the way to the hospital he gets a hugee ass shot in his dick for some reason, it looked like it would of hurt like hell. But anyway good luck tonight G
So some cholo's run up on you cuz your with their cousin? wtf is she like 15? Thats funny I'd never be that over protective over a cousin who was legal. Shoulda just hit it in the alley and had some dirty sex against the brickwall.
lol yeah i dont know whats my problem, i drink a bottle of scotch every time i go out , and my medication i take cause low labido and erection diffuclties... so yeah but anyway i went out last night and fuck. i drove there thinkin i wouldnt drink... i ended up taking 13 valium, 5 codeine pills, and drank a fuck load. i sold 2 valium to some girl for 20 bucks lol. i paid 8 dollars for 50 . anyway i hooked up with a few girls... then towarrd the end there was this reall keen girl we were makin out heaps and dancing and stuff. she agreed to come home with me and my two mates. so anyway i was in no state to drive so my mate drove my car, fuckin hell like a crazy mother fucker. we get to my mates house, drink more, we were goin mental i think we were scaring the girlll... lol but somthing happened my memory is real bad. but fuckin my mate had a crack on her, fuck she was my hookup. but i was fucked, she was lying on the kitchen floor i was too i think we all fell over. and he pulls down her pants and starts fingering her. so naturaly i put my finger in her butt. then me and my friend were doing hi 5's over her hahaha. then ummmm she hopped up went outside and was crying ay. were like ohhh fuck. then somone told me she was snoring im like ohhh fuck. so we called her a taxi. but fuckin hell she was my route for the night she came for fuckin me. if my mate has a hookup then shes off limits for me that night fuck oh well. no sex but lots of toung and ass grabbing she was a hot blonde. she must have ummm felt to degraded. the anus is pretty private expecially when two guys are giving hi 5's over her head lol
Why hi-five a buddy during an intimate moment with a chick I can see why she got uncomfortable and got up and went outside, wait till the sex is over to brag and hi-five your bro. Hope that was a lesson learned young grasshoppa
Thirteen of 'em, huh? If you're going to come up with ridiculous stories, at least make them minutely believable.
13 valium yes that is correct. im sorry if u dont beleive i dont care. i went to bed 6.30 sunday morning. i had work yesterday at 11am. i finished at 2, came home had a sandwish, went to bed at 3 for a "nap" and guess what, i didnt wake up until 9am monday morning . lol i slept 18 hours straight, didnt wake up once. i have a big drug history ok so dont say i lie about the drugs i do. iv done 18 valium at one before.
and just another peice im sure u wont beleive. i took 5 or 6 codeine pills with paracetomal in them. and were doing jagemister shots when we got home. mind u when the girl left i did go to the garden and make myself spew a few times. but other wisse i was good.
