UFO is a rocketplane that flies on horsepoop

I have a theory here (rivaling one presented by evolutionists).

I dare anyone to dispute it's scientifical validity.

By the way, anyone who posts here more than once will concede that UFO is a rocketplane.

The purpose of this post is not to question what UFO is (since it is certain that UFO is a rocketplane), but merely to discuss what other fuel (aside from horsepoop) could possibly make it fly so fast.

Anyone who questions UFO being a rocketplane is by default implying that it is some supernatural phenomena manipulated by the beared man in the skies.

Those of us who are sane, rational and logical in our conclusions know that fairy tales are not scientific way of explaining a well observed phenomena.

Ergo we must conclude UFO is a rocketplane.

The only question is if it really flies on horsepoop?

Your suggestions?

 

Perhaps it could run off the hot air you constantly blow?

Or all the energy wasted as you post the same illogical, unreasonable nonesense over and over again? (What IS your fetish for horsepoop, anyway?)

Most likely, the UFO's in your hypothesis run off some sort of ego power.
It makes sense; for you to use your ego as a means of propulsion you must foucus it, hence you're inability to see the travestic nature of your belief in UFO's that fly on Horsepoop.

By the way, do you wear aluminum foil under you're clothes?

 

I see someone blowing hot air here and it isn't me

What is your fetish with darwinism aka evoltuinism

You bet I hold myself in eminent esteem. I know what a Great Genius I am.

As to UFO, you see, I don't suggest my Genius is the driving force behind it.
I relegate such tasks to horsepoop.

And I have very good, rational reason to do so.
You see, I am so rational and scientifically minded that I must deduce it's either horsepoop that fuels UFO or else it must be something other than rocketplane with a magic man manipulationg it in the skies , a supernatural phenomena which my super rational brain can't allow for.

And since I am such a Great Genius I can't ever admit not to know what on the skies the flying saucer is.

Ergo, it's a proven theory that UFO is a rocketplane , the only question is if it flies on horsepoop.

If you post ever again , you will by default agree that UFO is a rocketplane (See original post)

See above

 

I never call another prerson's religion false. I respect your right to believe in "UFO" (a strange name your God has!), and I certainly agree with your dogma that equates your intelligence with "horsepoop".

But I am curious about a couple of things:

Do you actually use "horsepoop" in your rituals? Is it the "flesh" of you lord, so to speak? Do you distill it? or is it actually a minor diety-- your assistant, pehaps?
Do you count chunks of it the way Catholics count rosary beads?
How do you stand at the altar and sit in the pews at the same time?
Do you pass a collection plate to yourself?

And when you say that "UFO is Rocketplane", is that like saying "Jesus is God"?
Perhaps "Rocketplane" is your holy name for yourself?

Enlighten me futher, oh mighty Rocketplane, that I may no longer wallow in the ignorance of Reason and Reality.

AmenTAL CASE.

 

Thank you gekopelli for your total agreement with my initial post

 

You're Welcome, Lord Rocketplane.

I thought well of it, least more Horsepoop rain upon the forums, for thou are a vain and jealous god.

Truly it is written, "He who wallows in ignorance drowns in foolishness".

I beseech thee, oh lord Rocketplane, who is UFO-running-on-Horsepoop, enlighten me further, that I may carry your gospel of manure to the masses.

 

But don't call me Lord Rocketplane and don't call this Scientific Theory a Religion!
That would be the most unsophisticated way to propogate Jumbulism!

Instead, try to further evolve [after all may be it's an ant poop that drives UFOs, who knows] this wonderful, most logical and most scientifically proven of all scientific theories theory !

 

I dispute it.

 

No, you can't dispute it.

First of all there is a huge mountain of evidence to support it's validity.
Mountain of evidence in support of my theory is so huge and so tall that it's unreasonable to expect me to show any of it here.
Only a fool can doubt it and it takes even a bigger fool to "reinvent the wheel" so to say and try to lay down in details all the scientifically tested and confirmed evidence in support of UFO's being rocketplanes flying on horsepoop or some other poop (latter part, I must admit, is not too clear yet. We work intensively to find out if it could be an ant poop that drives those UFO's so fast).

Second, if you post once again you will ,by default, confirm the validity of this most logical and most scientifically accurate theory ever known in history of mankind.

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Oh, Lord Rocketplane,
I fear no one will follow your horesepoop preachings anymore than they bought into the your creationist theology.

Want to try something else?

Perhaps if you just came right out and spilled your delusions all over the page recognition of your ungenius would follow?
Entertainment surley would.

 

Thank you , o'thou faithful geckopelli, for repeatedly confirming the validity of my theory!

As I noted earlier:

 

This is fucking retarded! 5 fucking threads arguing about evolution?
What kind of fucking pathetic losers are wasting so much time over a FACT that is accepted and considered common knowledge by smarter people than us?

This ignorant delusional thread isn't worthy of a comment beyond insult. It can only have been created by a totally clueless ignoramus. Someone who should join the likes of Westboro Baptist church whos members lives are consumed by their stark raving delusional ignorance and contempt for intelligent thought.

 

Typical Darwinist Dogma Worshiper reaction.
What a zealot

 

What is worthy of a comment beyond insult?

For that matter, what is a comment beyond insult?

Anyway, the pupose of this thread is to allow jumbulli to focus his hostility for Knowledge, least he go to school packin' for the teachers tomarrow!

 

I'm a zealot?
How many hours have you spent in these forums spewing your ignorant nonsense?
Your so delusional and out of touch with reality, your like the pot calling the silverware black!

You know what your fucking UFO parallels?
Creationism, in that neither have any evidence of whatsoever.
you know what else, there's absolutely zero evidence that disproves evolution.

Add it all up ant your score is zero times three!

What is there evidence of? Evolution, tons of it for anyone with half a shred of intelligence and an opened mind.

You know what that makes you? An ignorant fanatical fool. Go join a cult and slowly self district over your common festering ignorances.

 

In order to determine scientific validity, we need to take measurements. Does horse poop, as a fuel, provide a sufficient thrust to weight ratio?

 

Zealous darwinist dogma worshipper lectures me on open mind, evidence and sciences

What an irony !!! What an irony !!!

 

The irony is that you lack the perceptive ability to see your own hypocrisy.
You stand completly ignorant of open mindness. evidence, and science, creationist jumbulli

But you are good for a laugh, oh lord of horseshit.

 

sounds like something a native american would dream up while on peyote and catch it with one these.. dreamcatcher..