First ever official hipforums wedding ceremony, and you're ALL invited!

Sprout and I decided that, instead of waiting until march to get married, we'd rather do it here like the dorks that we are.

Sooo, here's what we'll need:
I need a wedding planner to help me.
we need a maid of honor, brides maids, a best man, and a preacher of any unspecified religion.
We need someone to bake the cake and design my dress, and
we need a caterer.


So who's gonna help me? :H

 

i wanna be a bridesmaid!

 

This is actualy the third I think

 

No no no! We're the first....don't go bursting my bubble, you ass!

Besides, no one before has been as thorough about it as me. This will be the only one that counts.

 

No I think epiphany had everything covered and I think the other two were both her

 

Is there going to be a bacheloer party?

 

Shut up!!

What? Other 2? How many times has that biatch been married?

whatever, I don't care. I need more bridesmaids, and juggs, I was gonna ask you to be the one to marry us.

Or maybe dangermoose....I bet he can make it sound more realistic and cheesy.

 

Congratulations Moonshyne and Sprout.

Are you getting married in March? (for real?)

What kind of dress were you looking for?

 

We're SUPPOSED to, but who knows. I'm too anti-social to plan any kind of real wedding, plus I don't like the stuffiness and formalness (is that a word? lol) of it all. I'd like to go the cheesy hippie route and get married at a rainbow gathering, sprout wearing his patches and me with leaves in my hair

 

I will bring a machinegun to brighten up the celebrations.

 

Sun Angel has a beautiful head piece. She has some really pretty pictures of her wearing it in her gallery.

I have no idea what happens at a rainbow gathering wedding.

Do you have a date set?

 

Can I be the preacher/minister/priest?

 

oh oh OH can i be a bridesmade AND design your dress!?


i can find a real purty one for you! and i can walk in a straight line!

 

Can I be sprout's best man?

 

or you guys can do what i did...

go to sandals in jamaica or antigua or somewhere else in the carribean. if you stay 5 nights you get a free wedding with pictures, flowers, cake, a special dinner, breakfast in bed, they decorate your room, give you tshirts and more.

you only have to spend 4 hours TOTAL planning anything....

we paid 5 grand and that included 6 nights, 7 days hotel with a mini bar in our room, all food and drinks included, all water sports included like scuba and snorkel and our plane tickets were in that price.

 

Of course there is!


Mad naked HOs' everywhere and Pabst Blue Ribbon for everyone!

 

Congratulations!

 

pffff yea right!


moonshyne, i accept your offer. being the man of celibacy that i am, i think i would be an excellent man to marry you two.

 

And why am I such a horrible choice?

 

Rev. Robert L. Blackmer right here ladies and gentlemen. offically ordained by the universal ministries and allowed to preach any religion of my choice. no word of a lie. i can provide credentials.


peace,bob