You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

bizarre hocky puck injury.....

 

Sandra............

 

trampled by fans, clambering to get his autograph...

 

Making love to me.. I was too good

 

You bled to death after getting a ruptured aorta in the bathtub

 

well that's strange because i don't remember it like that at all... as i recall it, you were down there fumbling about when the monster in the deepest, darkest, scariest parts of my panties decided that enough is enough... the jaws of my vagina opened wide, like a great white shark, and bit your head and shoulders clean off

ooops... that was intended for The Earth

 

in a jealous rage by the earth because of your recent springfling.....

 

drowned in a cloud of space shuttle urine

 

Alright sounds kinky..

BE BAD - Chimp SWAT team took you out

 

joined a gang of hobos, died from heroin abuse and a rash from urine

 

You accidentally thought red meant go and got T-boned in an intersection by a grandma going 50mph in a town car......Gas tank exploded.

 

eaten by an enraged aardvaark.....

 

u r locked in a room filled with feces and salvation implies eating ur way out. i must admit, u came close.

 

eaten by pigmys....

 

A string on your bass broke and hit you in the eye....then you fell backwards onto a porcupine that covered you in quills that eventually got infected.

 

got AIDS from a monkey.

 

Someone put rat poison in your joint.

 

in the arms of her sweetie @ 99 years of age....

 

in your sleep.... after taco night though

 

that creature creeping up your stairway, he gotcha......