You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

sexual asphyxiation

 

Misused a penis enlargement kit

 

you were riding your bike down a hill at 50mph....hit a chuck hole and flew head first off a cliff into the ocean (doing a perfect swan dive in the process). You nearly drown, but survived the dive unscathed. Then 40 years later died at 104 of old age.

 

gets attacked by a group of chimpanzees.

 

Tried to solve mysteries and shit and drive at the same time. Not a good multitasker.....then the stoned great dane bit your ankle causing you to swerve and hit a garbage truck head on.

 

you kicked a bucket with extremely volatile explosive materials in it

 

played "Let's Drink What's Under the Sink!" one too many times...

 

I blew your mind

 

a smelly old drunk threw up in your mouth and it choked you

 

you got something in your eye, and it didn't go away for 5 months.. You died in surgery

 

tried to smuggle pea soup into the US voyageur style and drowned when his dropped cigarette burned a hole through the floor of his birchbark canoe

 

getting your head slapped off after pinching a woman's ass

 

got hit by an asteroid.

 

Sandra.........................

 

raped to death by a pack of old toothless grizzly bears

 

attacked by horny geezer women who escaped from the nearby nursing home for the oversexed....;-0

 

I would welcome that at the moment



You looked up at the sun and a secret time portal opened up...you entered and only then realized that in this new world there is no air

 

You got beamed by Scotty to what you thought was going to be Tahiti, but you arrived in Antartica wear nothing, but a swimsuit and snorkel equipment.

 

youre in the middle of nowhere and a car filled with Iraqi suicide bombers chases you down and detonates

 

a meteor impacted near your house in the same place as before.