The Thread of LIES!!!

the taste of chocolate makes me want to vomit.

 

Man, little kids are such freeloaders.

 

my body always aches after I shape shift!

 

I dont need water...never drank a drop my whole life in fact.

 

I'm not nervous at all about telling my roomie I'm leaving in a month and he has to pay the whole rent, the day the rent is due.

 

im not in a weird situation right now when it comes to girls

 

I love listening to someone snore all night.

 

My Poppa was a rolling stone

 

I hate it when I wake up neekid with two or three college age girls in bed, they snore and take up all the room....;-)

 

I hhhate... The Ladies

 

I am Spartacus!

 

I am a really good dancer

 

I cut my arm off using the table saw today.

 

I just gave birth to 17 ducks

 

Im a Black Panther in Vietnam

 

I wrote the bible in one evening

 

I created the Muslim Religion

 

I weep in butcher shops

 

Im wearing clothes

 

I hope the Yankees win the World Series!