havnt gotten laid in like 2 yrs.....

all I can say is the lonlyness is killing me....wish I wasnt so damn shy

 

hah I haven't gotten laid in like four weeks.


Bahhh... sucks.

 

I went thru a 3 year dry patch from 18-21 - when you do have sex again .. it will be a amazing experience; you should look for people either in person or online ... try a free dating site like plentyoffish.com

 

Do you party? Alcohol can really help you out, I'm not saying get shit faced so you have no inhibitions (or memory), just drunk enough to give you enough confidence to talk to a girl, and hopefully she's had a drink or two and is a bit loosened up herself.

 

Hookers!

 

Get out there and get some snizz brah

 

smoking pot .. isn't a good way to meet girls; and the advice of drinking alchohol might work for some .. but it really did not work for me at all

 

Just get out around. Its easier to find someone to connect with if you go to places you like or activities you enjoy. For example, if you like hiking and camping (again only an example) join the local Sierra Club and be with people who feel the same. That way right off the bat, theres allready a group empathy, because everyone is there for the same reason, so everyone fits in.

So find something local that you enjoy and meet some people who feel the same way. Then its just a matter of clicking.

Whatever works for you.

Peace.

 

I know this is terrible advice but it worked my friend who I guarantee is shyer than you.

Do three E's and go to a party. Girls will probably be there and they will be drunk or high on some sort of substance. Then you take her away from the party and just talk to her one on one.

It'll work like %25 of the time. I know that doesn't sound good but if you try enough times it will.

 

Lol, gotta get past the stage where you spit out your plan to the girl...

 

Whats shy got to do with it? 2 yrs, thats just being picky

 

2 years is nothing lol.

I have a couple friends who haven't gotten laid in 16 years. hahahaha

 

Like some dude in this thread said, "Get a hooker". Just invest between $40+ depending on the quality of girl you wanna fuck.

 

You just need a connection with someone, and things will go along with any drugs or hookers. And even if you are shy, a smile or a little hi never hurt anyone. Not trying won't get you anywhere. And rejection really isn't that bad =3

 

dont worry about it. it will happen. just put yourself out there where girls can see ya. maybe put a pic of yourself up on the computer, even if your fat and ugly it dont matter, just go with what ya got and youll be fine.

 

goodness man do you beat it?

 

im 15 and i've never had a girl freind, because, and i qoute from what many have told me 'your fat, ugly, stupied, smelly basterd and no one loves you'
what do i say 'but god loves ugly'

 

Well his dilemma from being able to connect is being shy, shy ppl basically wait on girls to hit on them and this could happen then again could not (depending on dress, looks, demeanor, type of places you go) so what I would recommend since I used to be overly shy around girls is that if you are old enough then go to a stripclub, girls will talk to you whether you pay them or not so this is a great boost of confidence and helps guide you around a "greeting" convo. not to mention you are talking to half naked girls so this should ease your nervousness around fully clothed women. Try this man, I did and it worked wonders although I'm still shy but I know that I can talk to any woman, good luck.

 

hell yeah. having sex when you're pretty tipsy is the best.