satan couldnt be on Mars?

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  1. deleted

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    like if satan was cast down from heaven to Earth,, then if were go to Mars that means satan couldnt get there.
    Unless he got on a rocket...
    Maybe we could trick satan to ride rocket to Mars and leave him there...
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  2. Royaltramp

    Royaltramp Member

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    I want some of what you're smoking. :sifone:

    -Matt
     
  3. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    That would be nice, the only trouble is too many are on his side and don't want him to go. ;)
     
  4. Styve--At-Large

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    satan.... saturn.

    big red dot, imensely violent atmosphere.
     
  5. J.Q.

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    LMAO @ the thread title and the opening thread.

    Please DO NOT pass what you're smoking this way.

    Nah, seriously tho...

    I personally say there's no such thing as satan but for purposes of this thread let's say "satan" is real. God created everything and satan would be no different. I personally see no flaws in any of God's creations and I believe nothing is beyond God's control so "satan" prolly really aint anything to worry about.

    Actually, to depict satan as some sort of opposite of God as if they're competing against each other is kind of disrespectful towards God, imo anyway.
     
  6. Emanresu

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    Satan is already on mars. At least according to ID software
     
  7. eightysixed

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    I don't see any trouble here - just let them go with him)
     
  8. eightysixed

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    Saturn is actually Kronos, the father of Zeus.
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

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    Why in the world would Obama want to go to Mars :leaving:
     
  10. eightysixed

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    Beware! He might get your money for the spaceship!
     
  11. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    I see no flaw in your logic. Lets do this!

    We just need to find someone to beat him in a fiddle contest.
     
  12. ZackFaire13

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    There are people who think obama is the antichrist... :rolleyes:

    Anyway, technically Satan is a spirit, so I suppose he can go wherever he wants as long as higher powers don't prevent him.
     
  13. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    The only problem is that they are in the majority and would stay here with him and send those want to get rid of him. ;)
     
  14. eightysixed

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    How do you know? Have you conducted a sociological survey on that?
     

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