You Know You're Stoned When....

:rofl: ive done most of that shit haha

i hate when i watch a movie and then the credits will be rolling and then ill be like "wait...what did i just watch?"

one day it'll happen lol...when do you turn 18, we can have a cici's party and we'll roll and 8th into a blunt and get fuckkkked up

 

GUILTY! almost with all of them.

 

This always happens when i come back from an afternoon of smokin with friends

 

that is just fail sir...:troll: <---- like him

 

you know your stoned when.....

1. you think the cops are chasing you as your walking home.

2. you walk for two hours just to smoke.

3. you turn turn the oven on but never put the food in the oven or you put the food in the oven and dont turn the oven on. lmao

4. you forget where you hid your bowl and weed b.c your thought someone was coming upstairs.

5. you go down with a knife b.c you thought someone broke in.

6. you make plans but fall asleep befour you go anywhere.

7. you wake up to go smoke a cigg the next morning and its empty.

8. when theres always food, candy, drinks in your room.

9. when you cant remember what you just did or who you were with.

10. When you feel like laughing and just never stoping. your hapiness overwhelms you.


Get High, Everythings Better that Way.

 

^^ all except #7

 

when your looking for something and you look in the sugar.

and all of those. ^.^

 

when you get lost for an hour walking back home from the park.

 

when you call someone but forget why you were calling do this ALL the time.

 

haha me too carmen!


When you have something in your hand and you don't realize you put it down and you loose it... and even worse when its in a obvious spot like right in front of your face.
I do that all the time allsoo. especially when im stoned.

 

when you try to take a shit for like 30 min and then you forget why your sitting on the toilet

 

when it starts getting about 5 times more complicated just to finish smoking

my friends and i always do this, we start out fine but then start talking or something and keep forgetting that we gotta finish the bowl/who to pass it to/where the lighter is

 

Lmao I've done that.

 

When you pay $10 bucks for a movie and you got so high before the movie you can't remember anything that happened

 

you know your stoned when you forget you are reading something.

 

You Know You're Stoned When... you laugh till you pee and then you laugh at that

 

when you cant stop laughing and everyone else cant stop laughing at you!

 

haha thats how it always has been with me and my friends....

 

You know you're heavily stoned when every thought you have sort of fizzles out halfway through.

 

You know you're stoned when....
You keep driving because you forget you're going somewhere...
You stop midsentence because you forgot what you wanted to say...
You find half a blunt because you set it down when you were smokin it and forgot about it...

I did all of these in the past hour.