Theres a fly in my house

It won't hold still so I can kill it, and my cat takes the weekends off , so how long should I expect the damn thing to be here before it drops dead ??

Peace

 

Are you sure it's a fly and not a high tech spy device?!

 

I think it's just a fly, I'm not very important and it seems to have a human head, I think it's mocking me...

Peace

 

call in the sas just to be on the safe side

 

Mate, I've had experience with this before. You'd best leave him alone. Trust me.

 

Get hold of a spider, if you can handle the inevitable spiralling consequences of such a move...

 

My cats ate all the spiders I had, I'm pretty this all stems from a curse "Shroom" put on me for killing bugs.... Cruel fate...

Peace

 

Well my friend
If its a blue bottle and its after your food, then i suggest you remove it.
But if its a normal fly, then in the wise words of John Lennon, "Let it Be."
Because everything has a purpose on this earth
and if you have anything rotting in or outside your homestead then that fly and its compadres are helping you clean up.
Respect creatures; Great and small.
Love.

 

Kill the bastard

 

Why?
If you were the fly, would you like to be killed? Swatted, smacked, shocked even.
i don't think so..

 

Hmmm so it could be after the corpse under my bed ??? That won't do, who would I talk to at night ??

Three days of this monster is long enough, it has to sleep sometime, I'll get then..

Peace

 

they sleep on walls or ceiling--no sport at all when their cold--i use chemical warfare just a small blast----clean up the bodies later---and if their reincarnated spirits i just helped them evolve

 

True lovers of nature, aren't you just?

 

It's a FLY, riddled with disease !!!! I want it dead....

Peace

 

That's not really fair We love nature. There's SHian and his birds...Lithian just LOVES puppies, especially I should imagine with some kind of dipping sauce...and I have my mice. Here, try one. You won't be disappointed. Nom

 

So?
Alot of humans are ridded with disease as well. You don't see our superiors trying to..or wait..maybe they are trying to get rid of us...
But its a fly and its apart of the nature.
We must look after nature.

 

but i dont mind if you eat the thing.
as long as you do 1+ for the Earth.

 

I like things, i have cats, Birds suck they crap on everything..

Mmmm yummy Mice, how bout after I eat these Mice I do 2+ for the Earth and shit in the back yard I always do my part to help Nature

Peace

 

just shoot the fuckin thing i recommend size 7 out of a 12 bore

 

least the fly isnt in your soup..