the first bear on the moon.. said?

Nasa has decided to send a bear to the moon.. upon landing on the moons surface, the bear says what?

 

wheres the woods?...I need to take shit

 

one step for the idiot man that sent me here, one giant paw for bear kind..

 

''those fucking lying bastards,this isn't Yosemite''

 

where da hoes at????

 

hey wait, this dont look anything like Pismo Beach..

 

this does not look like the same place i went to sleep in december

 

i guess getting some salmon is out of the question..

 

this place is too cold...no wait...its too warm....no wait...Its just right

 

I should of taken that toilet paper gig..

 

I thought it was all cheese Goddamnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

From earth I must look like a klondike bar

 

Duu-u-u-u-de, wheres my car man?

 

when is supper gonna be ready?

 

I should of stayed in the Russian circus..

 

c'mon,bear up.

 

eat your heart out pedo bear, whos more famous now..

 

This place is great! No goddamn humans!

 

Well at least there won't be any forest fires.

 

Hey Boo Boo.