remember how you use to avoid getting hit by your parents?

what were some ways you avoided getting hit by your parents? what tricks would you use?

me and my brothers and sister would wear jeans then put on another pair of pants so when we got hit with the wooden spoon, we would fake scream so that my mom tohught it hurt us. shes broken many wooden spoons becasue of this!

 

i'm rubber and you're glue...
bounces off me and sticks to you.






works every time

 

while she was holding the hairbrush in the air about to hit me i would start laughing, then she would laugh and couldn't do it.

 

No.

Me and my sister did quite the opposite. We would fuck with my dad when he was drunk and asleep, seeing how much we could do before he woke up, knowing her would beat us when he did =P

 

By having nice parents.

 

Actually, I don't think I ever tried to avoid those instances. I had them coming, lol. By the time I was a teen, I was more like "Yeah? Yeah?? Come on then, hit me DAMMIT!!!!" Ahhhh, those were the days... *sigh*

Luckily I get along with my parents fine these days...for the most part.

 

once made my dad chase me for 5 minutes around the backyard after i'd backsassed him-he only caught me cause i went to my mom for help and she wouldnt defend me...still be running to this day if i hadnt made that mistake