I am so smart because I thought of a way to piss off republicans

Discussion in 'Hippies' started by April_flower, Nov 17, 2004.

  1. April_flower

    April_flower Member

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    I just thought of a way to piss of republicans.I just printed off these lyrics


    Come on all of you big strong men
    Uncle Sam needs your help again
    he's got himself in a terrible jam
    way down yonder in IRAQ so
    put down your books and pick up a gun we're
    gonna have a whole lotta fun


    (CHORUS)
    And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
    don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is IRAQ
    And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates
    ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die


    Come on generals, let's move fast
    your big chance has come at last
    now you can go out and get those reds
    cos the only good commie is the one that's dead and
    you know that peace can only be won when we've
    blown 'em all to kingdom come


    Come on wall street don't be slow
    why man this war is a go-go
    there's plenty good money to be made by
    supplying the army with the tools of its trade
    let's hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
    they drop it on the IRAQI PEOPLE


    Come on mothers throughout the land
    pack your boys off to IRAQ
    come on fathers don't hesitate
    send your sons off before it's too late
    and you can be the first ones on your block
    to have your boy come home in a box

    (CHORUS)
    And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
    don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is IRAG
    And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates
    ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die

    And put them in all the replicans mailboxs that live in my neighbor hood!LOL
     
  2. April_flower

    April_flower Member

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    I spelled republicans wrong
     
  3. Frog_On_Ice

    Frog_On_Ice Watercolor Paradise

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  4. April_flower

    April_flower Member

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    Thanks they all got as pissed as some one could ever be
     
  5. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    I got a good way to piss off Democrats:

    4 more years!
     
  6. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    Awesome!! You mean you took a song that was written 40 years ago, took the word "vietnam" and replaced it with "Iraq"? WOW!! I wish I was that cool! :rolleyes:
     
  7. flowerchild89

    flowerchild89 Member

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    You should at least change the words AROUND Iraq so they rhyme with it...I know, it's not as good, but the original song rhymes...
     
  8. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    haha...haha......ha! You idiot :D

    This was probably the dumbest post I've ever read here, good job!
     
  9. sugarmaggie

    sugarmaggie ~Green Eyed Devil~

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    Be nice people, geez. :rolleyes:
     
  10. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Why is it dumb to piss Republicans off?
     
  11. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    For the same reason it would be dumb to piss people like yourself off.... i would imagine.
     
  12. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    #1: I know of no republican that would get "pissed off" because a 10 year-old changed 2 words in a protest song written 40 years ago.

    #2: Even if they did get pissed off, what the hell is that going to change? Is Bush going to hear the song and suddenly decide, "Hey, you know what, this Iraq war WAS a terrible idea. Sorry America--my bad. That ten year-old is right, let's bring our troops home and send the Iraqis some flowers." Yeah right. REAL change is going to take work, dedication, and, most importantly, COOPERATION. If you really have THAT much free time on your hands that you think "pissing off" republicans is fun and productive, perhaps you should look into getting a life.
     
  13. sugarmaggie

    sugarmaggie ~Green Eyed Devil~

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    I think it may have been just a light hearted random thought, she didn't say it was her life long commitment. No wonder more people don't post in here regularly, you get your head bit off for any little thing you say.
     
  14. LiquidPeppermint

    LiquidPeppermint Member

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    yeh wow you all need to chill. who cares. if its a dumb post, dont read it. let other people read it and enjoy it if they want. theres no need for more unnecessary mean comments. honestly, what does it do.
     
  15. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

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    ha ha this is an awesome song! my favorite part is:
    Come on generals, let's move fast
    your big chance has come at last
    now you can go out and get those reds
    cos the only good commie is the one that's dead and
    you know that peace can only be won when we've
    blown 'em all to kingdom come

    its priceless!
     
  16. Scholar_Warrior

    Scholar_Warrior Be Love Now

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    actually, four more years is a good way to piss off everyone but the scarecrow! (hint: what did the scarecrow lack in the Wizard of Oz?)


    btw, if you wanna download that song it's from Country Joe and the Fish, an old sixties band that played at Woodstock.
     
  17. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    Come on you big dumb ameri-cans,
    We need more oil for your mini-vans,
    Gonna send your kids to die,
    Be good sheep and don't ask why,
    Put down the sign,
    Pick up your gun,
    For a war that can't ever be won!

    And it's 1-2-3 whats premium going 4?
    Oh hey now that's too high,
    Better send more kids to die

    5-6-7 kids got killed today,
    Aint no point to wonder why.
    Least the gas pumps didn't run dry.
     
  18. PeaceBabe

    PeaceBabe Senior Member

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    My dad LOVES that song!! He sings it all the time!!!
     
  19. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    Sigh, look at this; When a new and obviously young member posts something you can rip apart you all swoop in like prissy little vultures.

    When someone posts an off-the-cuff piece of lyrical genius like my last post, nobody has anything to say and everybody abandons the thread.

    You cretans deserve the world as it is.
     
  20. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    CRETANS!!!!!!!


     

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