Kids Say the Darndest Things

Revival of an old thread:

I know we have all heard something along the lines of this:

"Hey, I got some thousand milligram vicodins, wanna buy some?"

I heard this one yesterday, "Can you tell me about 30mg Ativans?"

Share yours.

 

That reminds me of this one time after a rave. My friends car got towed so we had to call a taxi. The driver offered to sell us some bud and sure enough we bought some off him. Long story short we offered him to come into the hotel room with the intention of blazing it. He had other plans and asked us if could "smoke some shit" we asked him what and he pulls out a meth pipe rapped in toilet paper. He ended up asking us if we wanted to buy some vicodin and claimed he could get them by the thousands... who the fuck has thousands of vicodin?!

 

Yup, that bugs me too hearing someone say 1,000 mg norcos. No, dumbass, they don't even have 1,000 mg of acetaminophen in any single pill to my knowledge. 7.5/750 is the highest I know of. Norcs are generally 10/325.

Oh yeah, and the people who think the colored coating on oc tabs is the time release part. Ok, explain how a 12 hour time release pill works if you can lick the coating off in seconds!!! haha Crush n chop em up, then you got it.

 

i got those 50 mg xannie bricks
chew up 3 and ur feelin nice

 

Haha thats hilarious. Ive had people say that shit to me. The way to check is....grab your local newspaper, and see if there has been a local pharmacy robbery. Thats the only way people can come up with that amount at once.

 

I am able to contribute an entire thread for this one!

Can you...

 

Yeah, it was my thread.

I made it again to stimulate posts from the new faces.

EDIT: Contribute.

 

haha I'm totally confused after that post. My contribution was supposed to be the thread I linked, no?

but yea I've had this kid sell me ritalin before that he called "adderall" and personally that's a huge frickin difference for me!

And another good one was when this dealer told me he had vocodin, but after looking up the pill name/number it turned out to be a muscle relaxant.

 

I know so many people that have been ripped off buying antibiotics, muscle relaxants, and extra strength ibuprofens....thinking they're buying something good. I used to have a GIANT book with pictures and info on every type of pill in North America. Whenever i wasnt sure what something was, i would just get one or two and then look 'em up in my book haha. I dont even know how many friggin times that thing has come in handy.

 

Yeah, they made different.

 

Usually, when I experience people saying stupid shit it's in relation to psychedelics.

The same "acid makes your brain bleed" shit everyone's heard.

Also, that stuff about "heroin-based" or "cocaine-based" or "acid-based" ecstasy pills drives me fucking crazy. Please people, learn about drugs before you take them and make up ridiculous bullshit about how they are made or work in the body.

 

I remember a few months ago, I hadn't called in my refill request for hydro's in time and I was running low. So I started looking around, and this dude said he had some 10/500's for sale for $1 apiece. Sounded good. He showed me some pills, and they were yellow, oval-shaped pills marked with AN 513. I had no idea what they were, but they sure as shit weren't Hydrocodone. The one's I get are white ovals marked M 363. Anyway, I googled pill identifier, and plugged in the info, and sure enough:




They're called Salsalate, which are anti-inflammatories used for arthritis. I presented the dude with the evidence, and he came up with some bs like "Oh, that fuckin' doctor lied to me, etc." Yeah, right.

Oh, and he said, "I took 5 of them at once and caught a buzz."

 

Not so much about Opiates, but the best thing I've heard was when I was talking to this guy about MDMA.
I said I wanted to try MDMA, and he said: Wtf man? MDMA is Heroin and Crack.. stay away from that shit!.

:rofl:

 

HAHAHAHA!!!! Man....some people's children eh?? :rofl: :rofl:

 

So while locked up, I met a dude who told me, "Yo man, I can get you 200mg MS-Contins for $20 each! It's morphine and oxy mixed in one pill, bro."

Fuckin' idiot.

 

"this 100mg adderal will put you right to sleep"

"vicodin is just as strong as H except you can snort it"

"Looking for some 50mg xanny bars?"

 

"wow man, you just took five 5/525 percocets, are you gonna be alright?"-noob

"uhmm, yeah"-me

"you must have a tolerance, if i sniff one of those im good for the day"-noob

"you snort percocets? "-me

"yeah man its the best way to do them, i sniff t3's sometimes too"-noob

"really? you cant sniff codiene"-me

"im pretty sure you can"-noob

At this point i decided to change the subject as he clearly knew nothing, and i wasnt in the mood to educate. I sold this noob pod putty for 50 a gram and told him it was opium, he said it was good lol.

 

my friend told me that 5mg xanax bars were real but really rare or some dumb shit
i was just like dude think it through do you really believe there is anyone with a legitimate medical need for mg of xanax
dumbass

 

heh they do make 200mg pills, though not with oxy mixed in.. i bet shooting oxy and morph is great though

 

Man, I hate situations like that. Makes we wanna choke people.

I bet it would. Yummmmm. Hydromorphone is my favorite, though.