The body can be killed easy

Discussion in 'The Hip Polls' started by Tormentations, Nov 19, 2009.

  1. Tormentations

    Tormentations Member

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    What's the easiest way to kill the human body?

    I say give it no liquids so it dies by dehydration. I think that gives it 3 days max unless the human body is in the heat of the sun.
     
  2. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Laser guided missile.
     
  3. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    The easiest would probably be a shot to the head.

    =(
     
  4. High Plaines Drifter

    High Plaines Drifter Member

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    Removal of head via guillotine
     
  5. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Teleporting them into the heart of a volcano.
     
  6. mmg

    mmg fish out of water

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  7. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    there is no one easy way. there are many easy ways.
     
  8. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    More like a week.

    I'd say something heavy. If a rock falls on and crushes you, it did so with very little energy used. Just a tiny push and gravity.

    Technically a gun had to be made and used a lot of energy, so it's actually a very hard way to kill. But that's pretty fucking technical!:D
     
  9. geckopelli

    geckopelli Senior Member

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    Been there-- almost did that. 4 days max.
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    Sever an artery. 3-5 minutes.
    Very messy, but not as bad as cleaning up brain spatter.
     
  10. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Asphyxiation
     
  11. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    choking
    drowning
    bullet in the head
    potential to kinetic energy release (such as falling or being blown up)
     
  12. The Instinct

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    You know, I'm not so sure about the 3 days of no water. I got sick one summer and oddly I couldn't drink water. I know for a fact I went somewhere in that time 3 days without water.
     
  13. sobebella

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    the insanely slim chance that each atom, all in an instance, propels 1 atomic measurement unis to an outer direction so as that the person essential explodes on a atomic scale, rupturing every cell, and creating more or less a pile of bloody pulp and bone dust.

    :D
     
  14. geckopelli

    geckopelli Senior Member

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    Or they all go in and - BOOM- Spontaneous Combustion.
     
  15. sobebella

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    no, they'd have to start vibrating, releasing heat for that :p

    eather way, kinda a freaky way to go, how i thought it up, i dont even know, but im sure its happened lol
     
  16. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

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    break the neck or slit the throat
     
  17. Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar Member

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    Being buggered to death by kittens.
     
  18. sobebella

    sobebella Member

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    O.D on cute? :p
     
  19. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    Make an 8 oz pot of tea from as many Datura Wrightii as one can fit in the pot.

    P.S. sobebella, I want your Fox, or one like it. Too freaking cute.
     
  20. sobebella

    sobebella Member

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    yeah i wish it was mine, those things are so cute....sadly its stolen off google :/
     
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