I have been close to being busted a few times: 1. When I was 17, I tore out of a convenience store parking lot without realizing a cop was there. She pulled me over. It wasn't until she was walking up to the car that I noticed my sneek-a-toke was in the floorboard! Luckily, she never saw it... 2. I totalled my car with a couple of oz's on me. I had to put the shit in my jacket pocket cause they were gonna tow the car. It was raining so I had to talk to the trooper in his car with it in my pocket. I kept thinking he was gonna smell it, but he never did... My wife has medical problems and was going to a pain clinic. They piss tested her after a few months. She failed because of pot, and they kicked her out...
Yea, tell me about it. She has back problems and was on limited narcotics (Lortab 7.5). When they tested her, the only thing in her system was pot, so she obviously wasn't abusing them... We just recieved a letter in the mail from them telling her she had been dropped as a patient. No explanation whatsoever. When she called they wouldn't even tell her why until she demanded that her medical records be mailed to her. Then they simply said "You violated the narcotics agreement." So much for common sense...
When I was sixteen I had just gotten my license and I went to the grocery store parking lot and was doing donuts at midnight. Someone called it in and this pissed off cop came and was not only going to give me a ticket for reckless endangerment, but also a non moving violation for a cracked windshield I hadnt fixed, a ticket for not having the proper registration sticker on my window, and also a ticket for not having my license and registration.. I thought you had twenty four hours to produce a valid license? Any way I was crying like a baby and he dropped all the tickets except for the cracked windshield one, and a few days later I found out the reason he was so pissed is because they were trying to bust some guys selling pot in the parking lot, and I guess I scared them off! Lucky for me the cop was a softy and let me go with one ticket because I was crying like a baby.. Not My Finest Moment!!
